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megster67

Why do we always assume the worst when our kids are basically, usually, "normal?" http://tinyurl.com/5faphq

megster67 We just blew up a crapload of stuff in our 'hood... real, professional-style fireworks. Lit by amateurs. Good stuff
megster67 @suebob I had my own little meltdown the other day. Every girl's entitled to one, every so often...
megster67 @Kimberle My then 9YO suggested we break into my aunt's vac home using a credit card. It worked! I was proud AND appalled at once.
megster67 Straw that broke this camel's back: No fried chicken at dinnertime at the grocery store! WTH?? http://tinyurl.com/6b3v78
megster67 @avitable Are you serious or being facetious? Because we loves us some Red Robin. It's loud so you can't hear kids, and they serve BIG BEER.
megster67 I just melted down in the groc store because they were out of the HOT fried chicken. Had only COLD. At 6:30 pm. Is that too much to ask??
megster67 My Inner Perfect Mommy versus complacent me, re: McDonalds Day at daycare: Who wins? http://tinyurl.com/6qd6d2
megster67 @mommaamme Replying is good. It lets us all know that you are, in fact, still among the living... 'cause I was startin' to wonder.
megster67 @mommaamme What? No more Huet? I gotta keep up! Must learn more about this theodore fellow. Thx for the heads-up.
megster67 My Inner Perfect Mom isn't sure about McDonalds day at daycare; the rest of me, meh. What say you? http://tinyurl.com/6qd6d2
megster67 @mommaamme I hate it when I don't get a reference! Dammit! What a retard!
megster67 @mommaamme Oh no, I don't get it, what with the theodore??
megster67 Working at home's great, but it's hard to concentrate by my sunny, breezy window, listening to birds chirp. I wanna be out there.
megster67 Why my blog is called "soup is not a finger food". And you thought I was making this up: http://tinyurl.com/6ax6cw
megster67 What happens when a Martini bar runs out of shakers? Yes way. http://tinyurl.com/58jbsl
megster67 I'm the victim of the world's dumbest credit card thief! http://tinyurl.com/5j6be5
megster67 Taking our rebate check to Best Buy tonight to do our Civic Duty to prop up the economy by purchasing a big ole flat panel TeeVee!
megster67 photo shows up next to my tweet, but not under the profile bar on the side. WTF?
megster67 Should it take 5 mins to upload a new photo in Twitter? Or am I just retarded that way??