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  1. Holy Crap this Barbaro special is turning me into a blubbering mess...
  2. @timothyadam peanut butter jelly time
  3. @timothyadam depends where you are...
  4. Watching the Barbaro documentary...and I'm going to cry. Bring on the waterworks...
  5. Sunday night HBO used to be so much better...all I have left is my Piven.
  6. Time to piss away another hour of my life on True Blood.
  7. If I eliminated 'Are you fucking kidding me?' From my brain I would have a lot less to say about life.
  8. @pointlessbanter You have to beat you at cards for sexual favors? I thought you just had to ask nicely?
  9. The Beth Israel Police vehicle almost ran over a retarded homeless man causing him to dive out of his shoes.Im NOT going to laugh....
  10. Coffee is on my mind....the good kind. With a high octane rating. I need to burn in a consistent manner today...no engine knocking.
  11. @evanexempt Melatonin gives me nightmares. Just saying.
  12. I think Sharon Stone in Casino is the biggest twat monster in movie history. I hate her character!
  13. Watching 'Casino' just makes me wish I was watching 'Goodfellas'.
  14. Three months of scheduling finalized....I am counting the minutes until an administrator logs in and fucks up all my work.10...9...8...
  15. I think I need to start my own Non-Profit Consulting Business...for profit...lots of profit.
  16. @pointlessbanter Jermaine Dupree gave us Kriss Kross...he should have stopped there.
  17. @pointlessbanter Isnt it just awesome. I wish it was a feature length film.
  18. I can't wait until I get the new laptop so I can pull an Office Space Style Bat Job on my computer...its 3 yrs old, but acts about 10.
  19. Does ANYONE buy flowers from the side of the road? Ive never seen it happen.
  20. My wrist is killing me. Heat, ice, stretching is useless. Why do I think a neck massage might help?