meggierogg
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We did it! Made our first trip with the kid. Now to pee for the 1st time in five hours. . .
6:03 PM Dec 25th
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Merry christmas everyone. . . Enjoy all the new toys santa brought you!
5:10 PM Dec 25th
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RT @: Yes, he is this cute. Hard to believe, I know.
2:55 PM Dec 24th
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Ah Christmas... the peaceful, joyful holiday that requires fighting with your loved ones.
8:55 AM Dec 24th
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Can anyone else NOT BELIEVE it's two days before Christmas?!
2:06 PM Dec 23rd
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@ I refuse.
11:43 AM Dec 23rd
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Getting ready to leave my little man to go Christmas shopping for my big man. Wish me luck...
10:15 AM Dec 23rd
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It's the most beautifully stressful time of the year.
10:23 AM Dec 21st
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Had some coffee!! I almost feel like a real person today!!
8:11 AM Dec 20th
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My baby has a cold, and I feel like I'm going to die listening to his tiny little raspy breaths. IT'S SO UNFAIR!!
7:04 PM Dec 19th
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No one ever told me that my job as 'mother' would be shoving a pacifier back in my kid's mouth 2,000 times a day.
5:32 PM Dec 19th
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RT @: - Stick 'em up!
5:32 PM Dec 18th
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Thank all of you so much for the well wishes and congrats. Some day I'll come up for air and do a blog post. For now, I miss you Internet...
6:35 PM Dec 15th
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I'm a mommy!
9:26 PM Dec 10th
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Water = broken!
11:49 PM Dec 8th
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CVS lady: "Can I help you?" Lance: "I need to pick up a prescription for Megan Roggendorff." CVS lady: "Megan WHO?"
1:04 PM Dec 8th
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Me: That girl there by herself has the biggest black eye I've ever seen. Lance: What? The girl is by herself but she's with a big black guy?
11:52 AM Dec 8th
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Me: "How's that 'Christmas Shoes' song go?" Lance: "HUH!?" Me: "You know, something about Christmas Shoes..." Lance: "Christmas Jews?!!!?"
10:11 PM Dec 7th
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Not feeling better like I hoped today, but I can't put off my giant to-do list any longer. So here I go. Right now. Riighhht...noowww...
9:46 AM Dec 7th
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And now, a Haiku presented to you by a sick, miserable pregnant lady: Day four of the plague/Baby could come any time/Boo-hoo why why help.
4:38 PM Dec 6th
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- Name Megan Roggendorff
- Location Arlington, VA
- Web http://meggierogg...
- Bio 9 times out of 10 I am tweeting about food. The other time is baby/hubby related.
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