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  1. We did it! Made our first trip with the kid. Now to pee for the 1st time in five hours. . .
  2. Merry christmas everyone. . . Enjoy all the new toys santa brought you!
  3. RT @lroggendorff: Yes, he is this cute. Hard to believe, I know. http://www.flickr.com/photos/lanceroggendorff/4211861688/
  4. Ah Christmas... the peaceful, joyful holiday that requires fighting with your loved ones.
  5. Can anyone else NOT BELIEVE it's two days before Christmas?!
  6. @lroggendorff I refuse.
  7. Getting ready to leave my little man to go Christmas shopping for my big man. Wish me luck...
  8. It's the most beautifully stressful time of the year.
  9. Had some coffee!! I almost feel like a real person today!!
  10. My baby has a cold, and I feel like I'm going to die listening to his tiny little raspy breaths. IT'S SO UNFAIR!!
  11. No one ever told me that my job as 'mother' would be shoving a pacifier back in my kid's mouth 2,000 times a day.
  12. RT @lroggendorff: http://twitpic.com/u3fzg - Stick 'em up!
  13. Thank all of you so much for the well wishes and congrats. Some day I'll come up for air and do a blog post. For now, I miss you Internet...
  14. I'm a mommy!
  15. Water = broken!
  16. CVS lady: "Can I help you?" Lance: "I need to pick up a prescription for Megan Roggendorff." CVS lady: "Megan WHO?"
  17. Me: That girl there by herself has the biggest black eye I've ever seen. Lance: What? The girl is by herself but she's with a big black guy?
  18. Me: "How's that 'Christmas Shoes' song go?" Lance: "HUH!?" Me: "You know, something about Christmas Shoes..." Lance: "Christmas Jews?!!!?"
  19. Not feeling better like I hoped today, but I can't put off my giant to-do list any longer. So here I go. Right now. Riighhht...noowww...
  20. And now, a Haiku presented to you by a sick, miserable pregnant lady: Day four of the plague/Baby could come any time/Boo-hoo why why help.