Megatron
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Not one human being or even Autobrat thanked me for shooting down . Typical.
5:35 PM Oct 15th, 2009
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Aw, ROTF Wheelie wants to change sides. As if we weren't already trying to ditch a comrade whose alt-mode is a toy RC truck! Get lost, tool!
3:30 PM Oct 14th, 2009
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Marge Simpson will be the most realistic woman to appear in Playboy, but I prefer the Guns & Ammo centerfold. I always shoot a hole in it.
10:11 AM Oct 10th, 2009
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The Autobums have signed Harvey Weinstein's petition to get their comrade Agent Simmons cleared of past pederast charges. 8-year-olds, dude.
2:59 PM Oct 1st, 2009
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"Bah Weep Graaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong". It's a universal greeting because everyone likes to hear that a "bong" is involved.
3:41 PM Sep 30th, 2009
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@ No, I'm making amends with Huffer. I'm sending him a gift basket full of Sharpies, Crazy Glue, and Paint Thinner.
4:58 PM Sep 28th, 2009
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in reply to autobotbase
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- Huffer. The scratch n' sniff Autobot whose paint never dries. "Mommy, can I play with brain damage?"
3:59 PM Sep 28th, 2009
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@ Julia Child taught me the secret to tenderizing chewy old Ironhide. "Pulverize the slag out of that sucker."
3:27 PM Sep 27th, 2009
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in reply to CodyMcTwit
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That inedible, tart little pest Bumblebee tried to save his Autobuds from my Car-B-Que, but we lit a citronella candle to keep him away.
11:45 AM Sep 27th, 2009
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I'm gonna cook me a Jazz, cajun-style. Blackened; seasoned with a little "on-yon", garlic, & paprika. Woo-ee! I want... 2 pieces. Car-B-Que!
9:02 AM Sep 27th, 2009
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It's Car-B-Que Sunday! Mmmm, char-grilled Optimus Prime rib. Too bad he had his lower two ribs removed after he got lips.
8:42 AM Sep 27th, 2009
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@ Well, we try to keep up with you Autotwats -- but I still haven't seen "Two Girls, One Kup."
12:34 PM Sep 26th, 2009
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in reply to Autobotleader
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Oh, "Hot Rod" was his other porn name, when he did scenes with that twink Wheelie. Good thing Starscream knows these things.
11:01 AM Sep 26th, 2009
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"Arise, Rodimus Prime." Leave it to that wanker Optimus Prime to encourage Hot Rod to lead the Autobutts under his porn name.
10:37 AM Sep 26th, 2009
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Just watched Army of Darkness, and I think I know the secret words to open the Matrix of Leadership, "Klaatu barada necktie!"
4:23 PM Sep 24th, 2009
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@ This is the United States of Megatron now. Why are you still pretending to be President? Such childish role play.
3:32 PM Sep 23rd, 2009
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@ Domestic squabble? Now Starscream's calling the cops because I just broke his favorite vase. This is love, American style.
3:07 PM Sep 22nd, 2009
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in reply to quotableoptimus
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I love watching baby Stewie's head get kicked through a field goal. Too bad the humans need so much time to stand around & recover.
2:20 PM Sep 20th, 2009
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@ No! My Wall-E bedsheets mean nothing. But Optimus Prime has always been so very Mickey Mouse:
3:14 PM Sep 19th, 2009
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in reply to BloodyAnny
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If your alt-mode-- "Beyoncé had one of the best alt-modes of all time! All time!" Kanye! You've interrupted my tweets for the last time!
1:48 PM Sep 18th, 2009
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- Name Megatron
- Location United States of Megatron
- Web http://Transforma...
- Bio Decepticon Deluxe. Destroyer of Autobots. Mister Cybertron. #1 on All-Time Sexiest Transformers list. I want a puppy. メガトロン.
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