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  1. I hardly update this thing anymore. Maybe it's because tweeting is the internet's form of ADD. 5:15 AM Dec 22nd from web
  2. #whymencheat BECAUSE CHEATED POONTANG IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN REGULAR POONTANG. 8:52 PM Dec 2nd from web
  3. @meganphelps Please stop arguing with @ThatKevinSmith. He's obviously smarter than you. God doesn't like idiots. 3:29 PM Dec 1st from web in reply to meganphelps
  4. HOLY CRAP I ACCIDENTALLY GAVE AN INDIAN MALYRIA. Happy kthnxgivin. 4:18 PM Nov 26th from TweetDeck
  5. Just voted Angry Video Game Nerd for Best Online Video Web Series http://mashable.com/owa #openwebawards 6:59 PM Nov 24th from Mashable Connect
  6. @mark_dacascos You are amazing. You make watching Iron Chef so entertaining. Will you ever eat that bell pepper, though? 6:39 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to mark_dacascos
  7. I absolutely love feeling like a pedophile. 3:14 PM Nov 24th from txt
  8. Why is it that women can't fart but men can release deadly toxins? 8:48 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  9. So Wayne Brady and Drew Carey host game shows on CBS. I now have so much more respect for Colin and Ryan. 7:52 AM Nov 13th from web
  10. @hilarydavies Yes, but it makes me giggle. Teehee~ 10:05 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck in reply to hilarydavies
  11. @hilarydavies But "twatted" is more fun to say. 10:09 AM Nov 11th from TweetDeck in reply to hilarydavies
  12. I twatted. Are you happy now? 9:05 AM Nov 4th from web
  13. I could be your John Cusack. 9:01 AM Nov 2nd from txt
  14. I'M SUPAH SMART. 10:04 AM Oct 30th from txt
  15. @danieltosh I HATE YOU. SO MUCH. 6:06 PM Oct 29th from web
  16. @danieltosh Are you tone deaf? And that's the largest penis I've seen on a bat. 6:02 PM Oct 29th from web
  17. Wouldn't life be simpler if it was an accepted practice to walk up to someone and say "I wanna be on you"? 2:26 PM Oct 26th from txt
  18. Hopefully, I'll be having a movie night with my friends. If not, I will be having a movie night by myself. 3:49 PM Oct 24th from web
  19. @hilarydavies http://twitpic.com/mjt2i - HOLY SHIT. Is it bad when I first saw this I thought it was some weird dildo? 8:38 PM Oct 22nd from TwitPic
  20. @danieltosh HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE NINTENDO 64 KID. HE'S AMAZING. I wish I was that cool when I was a kid. 7:29 PM Oct 22nd from web