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  1. @danharmon And that, sir, is why you are the greatest advice-giver since whatshisface. The ancient Chinese guy with the snappy one-liners.
  2. @Samisgreat You're probably just remembering how awesome it was to watch that movie with me. :)
  3. I will be arriving at my mother's house tonight in an outfit that is missing not one, but two buttons. #momdreams
  4. Me: "I'm all into positivity." Buddhist friend: "What? I love positivity!" Me: "Today I laid on a couch for 3 hours." BF: "Good for you!"
  5. @dominicdierkes No! MYSTERY TEAM is the best movie of the century. MYSTERY TEAM for president! (I excluded it because I had seen it before.)
  6. Had dinner w/ a Buddhist friend last night. Buddhists & stoners agree on everything except what you need to do twice a day to enlighten.
  7. Thank you, A SERIOUS MAN, for renewing my faith in movies. Way to suck it up, last 6 movies I watched before that.
  8. Oh no! Not ions! Thats so long! Or a completely different word. RT @SarahPalinUSA: Earth saw clmate chnge4 ions
  9. @straintest I like Los Feliz. That and Silverlake are probably equally good for NYC transplants. (Congrats on the gig, by the way!)
  10. @DonGlover And, in a way, we all win.
  11. @mindykaling Agreed. Although I have heard he was not perfect to work with on that show.
  12. Apparently some guy on MTV was just accused of being a judge of 'America's Best Dance Crew.' Gross!
  13. I may be maturing. With every passing year, I become increasingly aware of the Senate and what those crazy dudes are up to.
  14. @MelissaStetten Ann is not a name. It's the sound of the Midwest.
  15. @MattMelvin Nah. It's at the end. Too little, too late I say!
  16. @neologismist Are you suggesting my parents are hounds, sir? Because they are clearly shih tzus.
  17. @Dav3Ston3 Rejected. Not nearly enough alliteration.
  18. That's Megan Ann Ganz, daughter of Dan and Ann Ganz. Did you fall asleep yet?
  19. I submit to you, twitter followers, that I have the most boring, Midwestern name ever: Megan Ann Ganz. Who dares dispute me?
  20. CRISIS! What if I never write anything as funny as the Yip Yip Martians from Sesame Street? http://bit.ly/5gmNeL