megancarpentier
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I just got called "Lisa Simpson-ish" and that was a complimen. Best one ever.
about 8 hours ago
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"It take two to make a thing go right" and it takes a dive bar to play that song.
about 8 hours ago
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Mos Def is on Jimmy Fallon and I can't hear him!! Noooo! Man just gets hotter every fucking day.
about 8 hours ago
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Waiting for @ in a bar where it appears to be old home night. I hope I'm not supposed to recognize anyone.
about 12 hours ago
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Dad pulls a Shaggy and is all like, "It wasn't me!"
about 13 hours ago
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Day two of fart jokes after dinner. Many, many fart jokes.
about 13 hours ago
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@ it's the Maine anthem, no?
about 14 hours ago
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My aunt from Maine: That's why I like Olympia Snowe, she doesn't just follow along, she agrees with Republicans some time, Democrats others.
about 14 hours ago
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My grandfather (from Kansas): I like the Obamas more the more Republicans object to everything they say or do.
about 14 hours ago
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@ I will! And of course, all German lit majors love Kafka jokes...
about 14 hours ago
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Over the river and through the woods to grandfather's house we go... While the local radio station plays George Michael's "Faith."
about 15 hours ago
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In my family, there is no baseball schism, except for my sis who defected to the Yankees. There is however a Mac v PC debate raging.
about 15 hours ago
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RT @: check out my mom's (nora eisenberg) story at alternet on hassan, mcveigh & dc sniper
about 15 hours ago
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Of course RT @ Olbermann names Beck "worst" for calling Landrieu prostitute, but OK with Grayson doing it:
about 15 hours ago
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All Kafka jokes are awesome Kafka jokes. RT @: Something brand new for you:
about 15 hours ago
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Woo! RT @: @ HERE!!!she is AWESOME and audio blogging for us coming soon!!!
about 15 hours ago
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My father is snoring in his recliner, and it's not even Thanksgiving.
about 19 hours ago
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Mmm, turducken RT @: Use the term "free-range turducken" only if the turkey has eaten both the duck and the chicken.
about 20 hours ago
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The morning spent smelling my mom's various pies has given way to an afternoon spent smelling my mom's coffee cake.
about 20 hours ago
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The level of offense I am taking on @'s behalf might be somewhat irrational (and curse-filled) but is justified at its core.
about 20 hours ago
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- Name Megan Carpentier
- Location New York, NY
- Web http://www.airame...
- Bio Editor, News & Politics, Air America Media. Also: feminist, political junkie, freelance writer, wine snob, profligate potty mouth, shit-starter, truth-teller
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