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  1. Stupid Texas about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @Laurazilla depends on the year. Usually something with moms side and Andys side. Sometimes Justins family out of state. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Laurazilla
  3. @Semper_Fly and a heater on the door knob about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Semper_Fly
  4. @Semper_Fly next time if he hears them, he needs to put on a cued up mafia movie and set off firecrackers in a pot by the doggy door. 1-2-10 about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Semper_Fly
  5. @Semper_Fly ...into a hole in the floor over a gator pit? about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Semper_Fly
  6. @Semper_Fly And did he set up paint cans to hit intruders in the face before they slip on the marbles all over the floor before they fell.. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Semper_Fly
  7. @sucittaM For some reason, I think he'd be ok with that. about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to sucittaM
  8. @Semper_Fly Someone tried to break into your dad's place? Rachel? about 7 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Semper_Fly
  9. Go Alabama! #fucktimtebow about 7 hours ago from Tweetie
  10. If I finish that donut I'll go into a fat-abetic coma about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
  11. RT @debihope: me-ga-lo-ma-ni-ac, (n.) one who believes he is qualified to judge and dictate to others; wants to control others; a big fa ... about 12 hours ago from API
  12. Skunk + burned tired = my dog's farts. Btw, anyone want a lightly used flatulent dog? about 22 hours ago from Tweetie
  13. @FatherWizard Would the script for the #TwitterMovie be 140 characters? about 22 hours ago from web in reply to FatherWizard
  14. Christmas list want http://bit.ly/62snLx about 23 hours ago from yoono
  15. Tiger Woods Slow Jam: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEkomaBTppY&feature=player_embedded via @BWEtv about 23 hours ago from Echofon
  16. Ninja Assassin had almost enough blood to be an @eliroth film... Almost about 23 hours ago from Tweetie
  17. how does shitty t mobile keep getting celebrities to endorse their products? 9:11 PM Dec 4th from txt
  18. @unclesahm It looks so badass though. It's like a comic book. 6:59 PM Dec 4th from Echofon in reply to unclesahm
  19. @unclesahm I've been watching my husband play it since I got home from work. At this point, I'd almost rather watch football. Yikes! 6:59 PM Dec 4th from Echofon in reply to unclesahm
  20. Borderlands is a cool game and all, but watching it for 3 hours is more than enough 6:42 PM Dec 4th from Echofon