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  1. Davis needs to be thankful he still has a job. How am I supposed to get any work done around here without anyone to be proactive with?
  2. You will never live out your dreams until you cut through everyone else's bullshit and start buying into mine.
  3. Thinking of starting a blog where I share some of my best business tips to help you elevate your game and literally destroy competitors.
  4. People know that when it comes to sales, I have an unlimited bag of tricks, which is why they all say "here comes the Louchebag!"
  5. When I say I'm touching base with you, I mean for you to show me your progress because I don't have any of my own. Or be fired. Your choice.
  6. Why do you call me a troll, @uzbek2008? All I'm trying to do is create value through expressing my business wisdom, and networking.
  7. @StanTheManDavis Close your laptop and pay attention to Rogers' Powerpoint.
  8. @MeganLovesBryan It's attitudes like yours that are making this country weak. Weak and whiny. Mine for the taking.
  9. @skeezy28 I dress for success, just like anyone who cares even a little bit about life should.
  10. Homelessness is a choice, @nlnnet, and I respect that. If they want out of the rain, they can get jobs. It's not rocket science.
  11. Nothing says you are "casual" about "business" like wearing khaki pants to work. You should be sleeping in a tie and dreaming about sales.
  12. Okay, that was neat, but let me clear the air: I AM @MEETINGGUY. Hate me if you want, but I MAKE THINGS HAPPEN. What do YOU do?
  13. WOW TALK ABOUT SYNERGY!!!!!
  14. @AMassofHumanity Who are you, Jim Cramer? (If yes, let's talk offline.)
  15. To everyone using Twitter for jokes instead of business, here's a joke: your life. Here's another: your bank account.
  16. Two wrongs don't make a right, but sometimes they make money. And that ain't wrong.
  17. You aren't getting paid to think, so I don't give a good goddamn if you think inside, outside, next to or underneath the box.
  18. The guys in my "Superbosses" google group said @seanhussey wanted to take his birthday off work! Hilarious! We also share a lot of porn.
  19. Had Davis set up the office Christmas tree, to remind staff that it's the time of year to really bust ass if they want to earn a bonus.
  20. Davis, say it with me "that's what was communicated to us" Now, no matter what you screw up, it's no longer your fault.