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  1. Up late? See Kim Beat THE MAN!!! http://bit.ly/2lF1wG about 3 hours ago from bit.ly
  2. 3rd day in Texas. 3rd trip to Amy's Ice Cream. Life is good. http://twitpic.com/plfq8 about 4 hours ago from Tweetie
  3. How To Avoid Swine Flu! http://bit.ly/w2mXr IMPORTANT! Please RT! #H1N1 #swineflu about 14 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. Warning to Austinites: After Kim & I are done visiting this weekend, your lovely city will be all out of bar-b-cue. 5:14 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  5. Just to clarify... Today Kim stuck it to The Man, but she didn't LITERALLY stick anything into anything. 2:40 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  6. @Bigbadb2531 Sorry buddy, stepping on a plane to Austin now for the weekend. For what it's worth, you're awesome too! 2:02 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie in reply to Bigbadb2531
  7. My wifey just defeated The Man!!! That's TWO moving violations she's beaten this year!!! But she's a good driver. Really. 1:00 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  8. Anyone know where to get the best crack whores in Houston? Yelp isn't very helpful. 7:37 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  9. Dear Jet Lag: You're a dick. 3:15 AM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  10. @jefffylew's actual parents just showed us his performance on tonight's "Glee." So proud, so adorable! All 3 of them. 7:21 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  11. This photo proves I am a man of ACTION!!! http://twitpic.com/p98rj 11:35 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  12. Does anyone use the word tinkle anymore? It's a perfectly good word. 11:31 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  13. What should we do with our 40 bonus minutes in the Phoenix airport? I'm thinkin' Quiznos & Starbucks. And a nice tinkle. 11:29 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  14. This old lady next to me on the plane has bags under her eyes so big she had to stow them in the overhead bin. 9:24 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  15. Yeah, right. Like they're really gonna get this big metal thing to fly through the air. http://twitpic.com/p8qtr 9:12 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  16. Just came up with a new invention that will make me millions: Beer Shoes. Who wants in?? 9:00 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  17. Here's one of my FAVORITE old comedy sketches! :) http://bit.ly/4ntWpy 7:53 AM Nov 12th from bit.ly
  18. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with eating a bowl of cereal at 11:30 at night. Don't judge me. 11:26 PM Nov 11th from web
  19. Is it just me or is EVERYBODY Greg Benson of Mediocre Films? I dunno, maybe it's just me. 2:28 PM Nov 11th from web
  20. Am I the only one who thinks House of the Dead is more fun than Left For Dead?? Maybe it's just me. 10:01 AM Nov 11th from web
  • Name Greg Benson
  • Location Balls, USA
  • Web http://www.medioc...
  • Bio Director of Retarded Policeman, GTCMS, Celebrity Sock Puppet Theatre and The Guild. Lover of cheese.
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