mediocrefilms
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Hang on a sec. Adam Lambert is gay?!?
about 1 hour ago
from web
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Man, I wish I was in that. I LOVE that show!! RT @ Working a new ep of Complete Idiot Hal Thompson. Hal gets sucked into a book...
about 2 hours ago
from web
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RT @: My interview w/@ & @ is up on iTunes !
about 3 hours ago
from web
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I think it's hilarious that any tweet with the word PANTS is auto-RT'd by @ and @. WHAT THE HELL!?
about 3 hours ago
from web
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So... How many of you bought that new Matt the Electrician album? Show of hands? Bueller??
about 13 hours ago
from web
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Dammit, I need to call Terminix again. I have ants in my pants and I gotta dance. Which is inappropriate at a funeral.
about 23 hours ago
from web
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This has always been my main issue with the show. RT @ 'The Office' Doc Crew Gets All The Footage It Needs
9:55 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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OK, seriously, Matt the Electrician "Animal Boy" is my favorite album of the year: TRUST ME, BUY IT.
9:48 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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@ I can't remember the last time I made a video that didn't get flagged. And what are you doing up at 4:30?
5:02 AM Nov 23rd
from web
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The cool thing about making a movie called "My Ex-wife's New Asshole" is that they wouldn't need to change the title for the porn version.
3:03 PM Nov 22nd
from Tweetie
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YOU get a network! YOU get a network! EVERYBODY gets a NETWORK!!!
7:41 AM Nov 22nd
from Tweetie
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We're pissed...
(via @) dude I'm pissed for you 2
7:30 AM Nov 22nd
from Tweetie
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Fantasy Football is D&D for guys who used to beat up guys who played D&D. (Sadly, I didn't write this.)
12:30 PM Nov 21st
from Tweetie
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Yes indeed friends, that was a quote from Blazing Saddles. Mel Brooks talking to some boobies. Genius.
12:28 PM Nov 21st
from Tweetie
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Today a man asked me for Kraft Singles. I said "Here's a Kraft double!" and I punched him in the face twice. (via @)
9:10 AM Nov 21st
from Tweetie
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Work Work Work Work Work. Hello boys, how are you? Work Work Work Work Work. (Movie quote? Anybody?)
9:05 AM Nov 21st
from Tweetie
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Walked past a homeless guy who smelled exactly like my ex-girfriend. But don't worry I won't name names, Ann Coulter.
7:25 PM Nov 20th
from Tweetie
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Things I Have Shoved Up My Ass. BRILLIANT!
10:27 AM Nov 20th
from bit.ly
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@ How can I be de man when you de man? IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
10:25 AM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to mattkoval
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Can anyone recommend a good baby architect? I need an architect who is also a baby.
12:25 PM Nov 19th
from web
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- Name Greg Benson
- Location Balls, USA
- Web http://www.medioc...
- Bio Director of Retarded Policeman, GTCMS, Celebrity Sock Puppet Theatre and The Guild. Lover of cheese.
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