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  1. Witch-tit chill. about 2 hours ago from web
  2. Probably the best masturbation sleeve I've ever used. Fleshlight's gonna hate me for saying that! http://tinyurl.com/yeyc97g about 15 hours ago from web
  3. Looking up rental prices in Maui. about 20 hours ago from web
  4. because I don't care about your boyfriend as much as you do. about 20 hours ago from web
  5. having dinner with a room full of people from Texas. No statement. 6:12 PM Nov 26th from mobile web
  6. Wine store 2:27 PM Nov 26th from txt
  7. Whiskey cider and almond champange! 10:56 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  8. Off to Park Slope to nom nom nom. 9:19 AM Nov 26th from txt
  9. @Jonjonbattles I was hoping for a human but they're all occupied. Thingie it is! I'm not too bummed actually.. 5:15 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Jonjonbattles
  10. @VeraFromFYN That too-small one. 5:11 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to VeraFromFYN
  11. A kitten is meowing outside my window, taunting me. 5:08 PM Nov 24th from web
  12. @TheEllenShow Follow me! I am super interesting! 5:07 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to TheEllenShow
  13. I feel like going on a date tonight. Let's go! 2:00 PM Nov 24th from web
  14. @Lucyvonne11 Say hi to Joan and the puppies for me! 12:25 PM Nov 24th from web in reply to Lucyvonne11
  15. @DewittDaily Hand raised 11:24 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to DewittDaily
  16. @MANHUNT I deserve it for the sheer fact that my screen name is amazing: targetpractice 10:34 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to MANHUNT
  17. Like I needed another reason to not watch your network #ShameOnYouABC 10:27 AM Nov 24th from web
  18. @VeraFromFYN Sorry! :P 10:24 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to VeraFromFYN
  19. @Jonjonbattles It's an easy to clean masturbator with an awesome inside texture, more durable than the Fleshlight. 9:59 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to Jonjonbattles
  20. Anybody know where I can get bright white silk fabric by the yard in NYC? 9:58 AM Nov 24th from web