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  1. Getting sauced in the airport, my flight has been delayed 3 times in an hour.
  2. Did you have trouble relating to the contestants on The Bachelor because they weren't fat? http://bit.ly/wkIGU
  3. The only good thing to come from Michael Jackson's death: http://www.eternalmoonwalk....
  4. The most frightening pictures you'll see all day: http://bit.ly/793sq
  5. @MamaGoofy810 EAT SHIT AND DIE MOTHERFUCKER
  6. The best fucking cherry coke (or cola): http://yfrog.com/7ak44j
  7. Can Twitter find me an alternative to Comcast in Chicago? Besides AT&T?
  8. Sorry, @ComcastBill I'm switching to Speakeasy DSL. I can't wait a week for a tech to come out and diagnose the problem but not fix it.
  9. @ComcastBill Yes, you can get someone over to my apartment to fix it right now.
  10. Comcast cable internet down again. I knew it was coming, I just didn't know it would be so soon.
  11. FORWARD THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS! DON'T PICK UP STRANGE SOCKS! http://bit.ly/xsoPo
  12. From now on you shall refer to me as Wiccan Hambeast.
  13. The new Wilco album. Really. Sucks.
  14. I have Jamie Foxx up next in my death pool.
  15. http://www.southparkstudios...
  16. @caciquebueno North Korea
  17. It's official: Friends are ruining Facebook.
  18. Billy Mays has ascended to the great infomercial in the sky: http://bit.ly/JS0mJ
  19. @meatseeker http://yfrog.com/0znb3j
  20. I might actually have to start powdering my balls.