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  1. @taylor900 That's what the blood's for. Duh. 10:41 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck in reply to taylor900
  2. Damn it, I was the top bidder, too. Thanks a lot, eBay. http://bit.ly/7qigTA 10:17 PM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  3. Happy Bjïrthday Björk (44)! 10:44 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  4. I know I'm up too late when I start seeing penis pump ads on TV. 1:35 AM Nov 21st from TweetDeck
  5. @Automatic_Ego I understand. The Captain and I go way back. 11:56 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to Automatic_Ego
  6. You know, if you're not even going to try with the advertising, why should I expect any more from the movie? http://bit.ly/82vyPU 11:46 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  7. @darkyh Or so the Russians would have you believe. 11:12 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck in reply to darkyh
  8. Dave & Ug star in Thanksgiving Cop Drama: http://bit.ly/6Gj3z7 8:29 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  9. Oprah is quitting? I guess this means we'll never see her again. :`( 7:59 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  10. Someone makes a mistake that directly affects me. I politely ask about it, get looked at like I'm an idiot. Nice. 3:23 PM Nov 19th from mobile web
  11. @kenhatch Asshole. 10:19 AM Nov 19th from mobile web
  12. Well, my day was off to an OK start, until I saw an ad for the upcoming Chipmunks sequel. 6:48 AM Nov 19th from mobile web
  13. Johnny Depp again? Why can't I be People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive just once? 7:39 PM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  14. @michaelianblack If you wear them in an eBay commercial, yes. 9:01 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck in reply to michaelianblack
  15. http://twitpic.com/pxt3y - Would some hipster please buy this fucking thing already, so I can stop seeing it on my way home every night? 6:19 PM Nov 17th from TwitPic
  16. @richardmoll You just totally blew my mind. 12:33 PM Nov 17th from mobile web
  17. Subway driver today sounds like a damn child molester. 6:48 AM Nov 17th from mobile web
  18. You know the urban legend about so-and-so having to get semen pumped from their stomach? That actually happened to the creator of LOLCats. 4:41 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  19. Happy Birthday, Martin Scorcese (67)! You make the best fucking films I've ever seen in my life. I fucking love you. 4:24 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  20. As if the mere existence of the movie Couples Retreat wasn't offensive enough: http://bit.ly/1IN3mG 9:32 PM Nov 16th from TweetDeck