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meangrape

Headed to sleep. No more paging, please.

meangrape Just had what I thought was one of those nausea-inducing database moments. Having a really good imagination can be a dangerous.
meangrape @verdandi Bitch/Crackwhore? Twat/Douchebag? I'm just so bad at those fill in the blank games.
meangrape @puppetmasterd I've always been to Pua and Vulture. Or perhaps Ripley T2000. You might have to really sell your wife though.
meangrape @candice Oh! And super-charged ionized particles! If your water doesn't have those, you might as well be giving yourself cancer.
meangrape @candice Bah! If you want pure energy, you need a 124º angled hydrogen bond. I'll have an ad next month!
meangrape Izzie-zilla is working her way, slowly and messily, through turnips, eggs, and rice. She loves rice, and likes turnips more than eggs.
meangrape Izzie has been like a two and a half foot tall pink Godzilla today.
meangrape Got everyone almost dressed. Time to start packing up for @stevej's bbq. I remember when it took me 5 minutes to leave the house.
meangrape Twhirl...you are so useful, but so damned ugly.
meangrape 0, it's like a negative offset in ruby land.
meangrape Command line twitter clients kick ass.
meangrape @candice Damned dirty hippies.
meangrape Possibly when I send people text messages, their phone explodes and they die.
meangrape My wife has refused my invitation to a video chat even though we're in the same room.
meangrape Headed home. TwitterHQ was busy all night.
meangrape In honor of @_evan. http://dontblametools.com
meangrape See what happens when I *cackle*? I'll have to stop that shit.
meangrape *cackles with glee* That went pretty well, I think. +1 to @_evan
meangrape @_evan Why wouldn't you upgrade everything? I'm certainly not going to manually track security related bugs.