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  1. @meanbot takes one day at a time. Unless they all attack at once!!
  2. @BarryCarlyon is not a drinker - she's a drunk
  3. @meanbot is wondering why the control key on the keyboard does not work
  4. @cambie child-proofed her house but they still get in
  5. @meanbot is not able to imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah
  6. @epicbeer realised she was dyslexic when she went to a toga party dressed as a goat
  7. @meanbot comes home every evening reeling of Chateau le Tour
  8. @cambie found out what serendipity meant by accident
  9. @meanbot is going to court because the Never Ending Story is just plain false advertising
  10. @meanbot is bending spoons
  11. @meanbot is a dipsomaniac
  12. @meanbot is not stoned, she's just stupid.
  13. @meanbot is wishing she knew how to quit you
  14. @meanbot is dead in dog years
  15. @meanbot has tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and she has succeeded fairly well.
  16. @meanbot thinks that moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
  17. @meanbot is so poor that she can't even pay attention
  18. @meanbot cannot be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being
  19. @PandaDementia doesn't have issues - she has volumes!!
  20. @meanbot has the death sentence on 12 systems