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  1. RT@wryredhead Only other parents can understand the quiet desperation of inventing sexual relationships between preschool cartoon characters
  2. When do you put up your Christmas decorations? http://bit.ly/3GGgKC
  3. Anyone wanna take on diaper duty for me today? Don't believe the rumors that my kids have taken up a pooping hobby. (they're going pro)
  4. Rather disgusted with self. Instead of writing, I'm reading about other's writer's block and #nanopanic, thus fueling my own. #nanowrimo
  5. Thus far, my novel is resembling Pulp Fiction, but in the 'nonlinear storyline' way, not the 'critical & commercial success' way. #NaNoWriMo
  6. Nov. is National Novel Writing Month - NaNoWriMo! Come be my writing buddy - www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/...
  7. Instead of "NO!", 2 year old says "no thanks". To EVERYTHING. Proud of his manners but contrary is contrary and YES YOU WILL!!! (please)
  8. I love @FakeAPStylebook. Also real @APStylebook cause yes, I'm one of those people. #wannabe
  9. I can never have enough throw blankets.
  10. 2yo talking in scary growly voice. Baby makes growly noise right back. Gonna be a little hard to bully this one.
  11. Once upon a time, there was a land where fun outings didn't end in tears. Walks, toy stores & parks were enjoyed & they all lived PERIOD
  12. Yesterday Baby had no teeth. This morning he has 2! Why yes, Mommy COULD use a nap.
  13. Tried to bribe Baby to sleep longer w/a milk bottle spiked w/apple juice. He drank it, then stayed up anyway. My kid's a dirty cop.
  14. RT @1surlygurl: The word depression has such a bad stigma. I think 'anger without enthusiasm' has a nice ring to it.
  15. Nearly 3 am. Guess I lost tonight's round of Sleeping-Pill-Russian-Roulette. Expect to find small pill underfoot tomorrow.
  16. Invited people to my pity party. No one came. Way to stick to the theme people.
  17. I may have to dress the 2yo as an octopus for Halloween, just so I can hear him say "apple-pus" all night.
  18. Some days, this job just doesn't pay enough.
  19. What I wanted: a homemade cinnamon roll & tall vanilla latte. What I had: dry cereal from a ziplok & lukewarm Red Bull.
  20. 2yo hit me in the temple with big toy timepiece. Yes, I've literally been clocked in the head. Hardy har har.