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  1. @RadioChickBFG Me too. Or 'you will be too tired to go to soft play tomorrow.' I draw the line at inflicting psychosis.
  2. @RadioChickBFG Thanks. Can't say I go for the 'go to sleep or a scary man will get you', though. A bit over the top, I thought.
  3. @ryanscribe Well my fantasy novel Wolfsangel is coming out soon. I can get you a review copy of that if you like.
  4. @ryanscribe Let me know if you're about. Dragonmeet is at Kensington Town Hall, by the way. I'm on some time between 12 and 2.30.
  5. @ryanscribe Don't be afraid to express your love on Amazon! Glad you enjoyed it. I'm at Dragonmeet this weekend if you're passing.
  6. RT @ryanscribe: Read that today over a coffee and realised it was the same guy whose excellent book (Elfish Gene) I had just finished.
  7. @magicsnaps I once wrote a song called 'Celebrity Death Camp - I'm voting you in'.
  8. Jedward to replace Katie price in jungle. Law of the show that they must have two famous tits on. I know, I made that one earlier but, hey.
  9. My article on lying to children in today's Times http://bit.ly/92He7e Honest.
  10. @joeantonucci Sorry, it's a joke I love. 'In Paris, they said they'd treat me like a king'. Dragged to the guillotine by a screaming mob.
  11. RT @booksmugglers: GAAH! Just got Tome of the Undergates by Sam Sykes in the post and it looks AWESOME! @Gollancz @SamSykesSwears @LizUK
  12. Message from wife: You've got to eat that pizza today. Now that's my kind of responsibility.
  13. @SamSykesSwears I thought Palin was put up by Republicans sick of hearing Bush called dumb. 'You want dumb? We'll show you dumb.'
  14. #SarahPalinMovieTitles 'Dumb and Incredibly Dumber', 'It Came From Outer Space, 'An American Werewolf in London - Is That, Like, in Iraq?'
  15. @lbuscher I didn't always look like a wolf and a gang of marauding vikings. Imagine my shock when I saw 12 of me in the mirror.
  16. @lbuscher My looks fled when I was 25 and I've been chasing after them ever since.
  17. I hope none of you noticed my embarrassing confusion of James I and Charles I there. Doh!
  18. RT @joeantonucci: Cruise vacation be treated like King or a Queen http://bit.ly/84ucoL/// <Marie Antoinette/Charles 1 my God no!
  19. @NeilCFord I'm sure I have used Semtex to call Nyarlathotep in Call of Cthulu once. Mass human sacrifice stylie.
  20. Phrase of the day: Iconic idiocy.