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  1. I know he doesn't mean it "like that", but it's nice to have a friend call me "lover." It's a risky term of endearment...he is comfortable! 11:54 AM May 13th from web
  2. Gpdjtj 5:16 PM May 4th from txt
  3. Wow. I just watched a marine cum in a guys mouth. Thats new. 2:13 AM May 3rd from txt
  4. At this moment i am officially the gayest i have ever been. You should see my shirt. 11:53 PM May 2nd from txt
  5. Oh my god my life is so freaking great. No work today, mojitos on the patio. Love it. 4:57 PM May 1st from txt
  6. What?! I cant believe adam is in the bottom three!!! 9:20 PM Apr 29th from txt
  7. Some days you wake up and life is just good. Today is one of those days. Hooray! 9:19 AM Apr 22nd from txt
  8. The teriyake chicken bowl guy is cute! And i like how he smiled at me bigger than others. 1:24 PM Apr 17th from txt
  9. When my phone gets low on battery, it buzzes constantly to tell me. Dont buzz! Conserve power! Stupid!! 11:38 AM Apr 17th from txt
  10. Oh thats it. Im a republican now. I just had to pay even MORE in taxes than the rape i have endured all year!! 10:55 AM Apr 14th from txt
  11. Wow. Thats definitely the first time i worked out so hard i puked. Also definitely the first time i kept working out after puking. 5:49 PM Apr 10th from txt
  12. I just saw the bride sister from rachel getting married at the mall. Shes purty. 1:32 PM Apr 9th from txt
  13. My life is so freaking amazing. Seriously, why did i get so lucky? I love life. 8:09 PM Apr 6th from txt
  14. I keep running into that same cute blonde actor and still cant place him! IMDB is failing me! 11:41 PM Apr 5th from txt
  15. This fucking cop just shut down the entire 5 southbound for no apparent reason. Annoying. 7:42 PM Apr 5th from txt
  16. Oh my god. Gorgeous tan brunette guy in his green mercedes with his top down, shirt off and his hair blowing. I love california! 5:48 PM Apr 5th from txt
  17. Oops! I just got caught licking an ipod. Haha! 4:40 PM Apr 3rd from txt
  18. Im so proud of myself for doing my mini morning workout even though i really didnt want to. 9:49 AM Apr 2nd from txt
  19. Ha ha. I accidentally cut off juliette lewis in her ugly bentley convertible. 11:07 AM Mar 31st from txt
  20. Looking to buy property is fun, but also remarkably stressful. 10:45 AM Mar 30th from txt