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  1. Pimpin' at the Lake Show with @BadExec...lllllllllaker girrrrrls.
  2. OH MY GOD! Me and Terry Gilliam! http://twitpic.com/o2q80
  3. Thank you, Eagles, for making my anniversary so special! #giantssuckbringonthecowboys
  4. @TheAnimeGoddess I'm sure there will be pictures after the Halloween festivities.
  5. Shopping for Halloween costume produces the most hilarious dressing room moment of my life.
  6. Lakers season in three, two, one....BLACKOUT! Excellent timing, power outage!
  7. RT @danavinson: Check out my article on the Top Five Reasons We Don't Want New Consoles (Yet). http://bit.ly/jdR56
  8. @OMGitsJessieLee Also, you will have been the hottest person to ever spend a moment in that f***ing dump.
  9. @OMGitsJessieLee Don't you mean retahded?
  10. @Juster WHAT????? That's how I got my fucking job!!!!
  11. Six words that are funny together...Jack Link's Beef Jerky Action Cam. #collegefootballisfunny #ousucks
  12. Oklahomans make Texans look like Parisians. #extremehillbillyaction
  13. Well, that was a thoroughly uninspiring first half...
  14. Dear 22 year-old me. 'Basic Instinct' is a really bad movie. #andsharonstonewillbehideoussomeday
  15. I sure hope that Superman wasn't drunk in a bar with Richard Pryor when this whole thing went down. #superpeanutflicking
  16. You know, I'm an Eagles fan, but Josh McDaniels is pretty damn cool. #bostonishavingabadday
  17. @MyNameisRazzle Then what happens?
  18. @hallublin No, but think of how delicious!!!
  19. @hallublin I believe it's 'Gimme Dem Wraps!'
  20. On an Eagles bye week, there's nothing better than a Cowboys loss. #thanksbroncos