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  1. @MikeRylander Whoops! Didn't see your question in the RT. I have no idea. Murphy's Law of performer's confidence, I guess.
  2. @sportsguy33 OUCH! Direct hit! I believe you sunk AI's battleship.
  3. Where is the rip cord in parachute pants? Never mind. I found it.
  4. I used Shazam to discover Hysteria by Def Leppard #shazam
  5. On my way to Worcester ("a dollah twenty-five, pal) w/@jillprovost and SHE's actually driving. So I tweet freely in the car.
  6. @pinget THAT is the pep talk I needed!!! Yes! Thank you. Time to bring the pain!
  7. Why is it that when I most need to appear positive to promote myself professionally, I am inevitably depressed and lacking in self-esteem?
  8. @THE_REAL_SHAQ You had one of the best press conferences ever, by the way. Good luck in Cleveland.
  9. @99andBarry Ouch. But very good.
  10. @nyet Better late than never. Classic!
  11. @redsoxcast So glad we have Smoltz to lose for us instead of Dice-K. More rehab?
  12. @birbigs Way to stay strong!
  13. @nyet Because he's an athlete first, or you think jocky-nerdy flows better?
  14. @oceana_roll Sorry, I'll stop.
  15. @MartiMcKenna I know. I'm sorry, but I can't help it.
  16. @hodgman And Shaq's nickname is "The Big Aristotle". Pretty nerdy-jocky if u ask me.
  17. When I think about you, I tweet myself.
  18. Why do I always have to forget something significant whenever I leave for the airport?
  19. @malki It was probably this guy: http://bit.ly/1YEP5k
  20. Wow, am I getting tired of spam followers.