mcsamac
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y girls on COPS be so crazy?
about 2 hours ago
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@ i promise that you won't die a lonely, pet-hoarding old maid. God has different plans for all of us.... you gon' be OK, Lady!
6:16 PM Jan 1st
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Dear Twitter/OtherSocialNetworks: I'll miss you on my trip to the land of no modern amenities. Love, The Better Half of McSamac.
3:59 AM Dec 26th, 2009
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but the tiny teacher in my head said "what if someone sees you?" Damn Code of Ethics.
7:45 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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A man driving a pickup almost ran me over in the Publix parking lot today. I wanted to give him the finger....
7:44 AM Dec 24th, 2009
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Stella must be stinky, because Hemingway is covering his nose while she preens next to him. How I wish I had the iphone....
12:09 PM Dec 23rd, 2009
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There's a ghost in our apartment fiendin for some Xbox. Two days in a row it turned on by itself.
8:51 AM Dec 23rd, 2009
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oh my god! pink babies are incredibly cute!
7:27 AM Dec 23rd, 2009
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Watching women give birth on TV is frightening. I hope I don't scream and cry like this. Jesus! There was a gush of fluid as it came out! Ew
7:27 AM Dec 23rd, 2009
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I'm dying for a plate of mullet and cheese grits.
1:23 PM Dec 22nd, 2009
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"Whatever! Martha" it is. They just made dirt cake. It looked insanely unhealthy, but the hidden candy sounds awesome!
12:45 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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NONE OF THE CARTOONS ARE CORRECT ON THE DIGITAL GUIDE!! ARGH!! CAN'T A LADY JUST WATCH SOME FLIPPIN CARTOONS WITHOUT A HASSLE??
12:37 PM Dec 21st, 2009
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Oh, Manny, you're so handy. Is there ANYTHING you and the tools can't fix?
6:41 AM Dec 21st, 2009
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Been watching SunriseEarth for 45 minutes now. It's like watching a screensaver.
4:45 AM Dec 21st, 2009
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Nearby twitterific is flipping fascinating. People are so strange and sad....lonely maybe? Not me. Them. Duh.
7:49 PM Dec 20th, 2009
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Dear doggies: You are smelly. Take a shower forgod'ssake! Srsly, have you no self-awareness? No sense of pride? Come on! Love, Your Hooman
5:08 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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You and me could write a bad romance.
5:06 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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RT @: I have the weirdest new roommate. She doesn't have a job. Wakes up crying all the time. LIterally wears a diaper & suck
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5:05 PM Dec 18th, 2009
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@ got my first cavity when i went to college too... 21 when it happened. sad day for me.
5:32 PM Dec 16th, 2009
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Some1 should really make these dogs get a job. A sense of purpose, yaknow? Rather than just sitting around, getting our furniture all hairy.
4:46 AM Dec 13th, 2009
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- Name McSamac
- Location Panama City, FL
- Bio Two twitterererers for the price of one!
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