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  1. @critterzoo Oh my god! THAT IS PERFECT!
  2. I'd like to thank: @Klodt @CousinBrandon @leiron24 & @gothscifigirl for pointing me out on Follow Friday. Thanks for blowing my cover.
  3. I'm freezing my ass off. These pantyhose and leg warmers aren't helping. AT ALL!
  4. I wish the toilet seat at work was more comfortable. That would really enhance my daily nap and help keep my legs from falling asleep.
  5. @bestgirlbetty how's bout a unicorn? They're fun.
  6. How the fuck am I supposed to tweet when I can't catch a god damn red light? COME ON!
  7. You want everything done and all at once? Anything else? Since we're just making wishes, why not ask me for a pony as well? Stupid jobs...
  8. @1surlygurl And when that is through, nothing a plumber can't fix.
  9. @imaudihere That must be noisy.
  10. RT @imaudihere: I'm eating only baked desserts today because I need to keep my pie-orities in order.
  11. This tweet by @ravenlll deserves more stars: http://favstar.fm/users/rav...
  12. Happy Thanksgiving, you maniacs.
  13. I'm thankful for everyone I follow on Twitter because I steal all of your jokes and totally kill on Facebook with them. Thanks!
  14. RT @bestgirlbetty: You say tomato, I say shut the hell up, but only in my head so you can't hear me.
  15. I WOULD wear skinny jeans, but I've grown to accustomed to having circulation in my feet.
  16. I have a question, do people know you can see them while they are in their cars? I'm starting to think they don't know that.
  17. I want to wear sweatpants to work for the rest of my life AND I don't want to be fired for it AND I'd like a raise. (You gotta have goals.)
  18. I have to say @DoogieHowser_MD is clever gentleman. So, follow him...closely.
  19. My weekend's favorite tweet: http://twitter.com/bestgirl...
  20. RT @TiffanyJMoore: At the gym waiting on a treadmill & this tiny little man has been on his for an hour. Doesn't he have a ring to take ...