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I'm freezing my ass off. These pantyhose and leg warmers aren't helping. AT ALL!about 21 hours agofrom Tweetie
I wish the toilet seat at work was more comfortable. That would really enhance my daily nap and help keep my legs from falling asleep.about 23 hours agofrom Tweetie
How the fuck am I supposed to tweet when I can't catch a god damn red light? COME ON!9:46 AM Nov 27thfrom Tweetie
You want everything done and all at once? Anything else? Since we're just making wishes, why not ask me for a pony as well? Stupid jobs...8:47 AM Nov 27thfrom Tweetie
I'm thankful for everyone I follow on Twitter because I steal all of your jokes and totally kill on Facebook with them. Thanks!10:05 AM Nov 26thfrom Tweetie
RT @bestgirlbetty: You say tomato, I say shut the hell up, but only in my head so you can't hear me.9:54 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
I WOULD wear skinny jeans, but I've grown to accustomed to having circulation in my feet.9:46 AM Nov 23rdfrom web
I have a question, do people know you can see them while they are in their cars? I'm starting to think they don't know that.5:22 AM Nov 23rdfrom Tweetie
I want to wear sweatpants to work for the rest of my life AND I don't want to be fired for it AND I'd like a raise. (You gotta have goals.)7:01 PM Nov 22ndfrom web
RT @TiffanyJMoore: At the gym waiting on a treadmill & this tiny little man has been on his for an hour. Doesn't he have a ring to take ...11:37 AM Nov 20thfrom web