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  1. @LucasS that sounded desperate. I can relate. about 3 hours ago from web in reply to LucasS
  2. thinks the elevator guy gave his afternoon a bit of a lift. about 3 hours ago from web
  3. A poor banana gave it's life for this piece of bread I'm eating. about 9 hours ago from web
  4. And it did. How funny! These things are so predictable. about 23 hours ago from web
  5. Twitter doesn't seem to be updating Facebook today. Of course this one will probably work. about 23 hours ago from web
  6. @hopeinhell Ah! It all makes sense now. :D 9:05 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to hopeinhell
  7. @hopeinhell I am hopeless with television shows lately. What's Grand Designs? 8:38 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to hopeinhell
  8. @TheJayJMan search complete. No one keeps a log per se but lots of people talk about bodily functions. A surprising number of women do. 8:37 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to TheJayJMan
  9. @thanatos_rises yeah, lots of people talk about their bodily functions - my biggest surprise was that the largest offenders were women. 8:36 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to thanatos_rises
  10. @thanatos_rises there must be someone that keeps one. I'm going to do a search. 8:32 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to thanatos_rises
  11. wonders if anyone keeps a burp log on twitter. Not that I would keep one. But it just seems like the right place to keep track of it. 8:30 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. @bethanie I wouldn't worry too much about finding someone, you'll probably get a range of people - no matter what you ask for. 6:16 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to bethanie
  13. @bethanie Oh, and bespoke? 6:12 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to bethanie
  14. @bethanie yes, that helps. I would definitely not apply for that. But that's a good thing because I don't know anything about GXS. 6:11 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to bethanie
  15. @TheAmericanPoet Thanks. I'm particularly fond of this avatar myself. 6:07 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to TheAmericanPoet
  16. @bethanie no worries. 5:55 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to bethanie
  17. @bethanie well I'm an online systems developer. If it's the right kind of platform. 5:53 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to bethanie
  18. @bethanie what kind of online systems? 5:50 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to bethanie
  19. Updated, more eclectic screenplays added...http://eclectic-screenplays... 5:15 PM Nov 23rd from web
  20. @coliwilso you're too funny. 1:56 PM Nov 23rd from web in reply to coliwilso