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@angelcohn you know they're monitoring your tweets. YOU JUST MADE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE.about 16 hours agofrom web
SOMEONE IS SINGING CHRISTMAS CAROLS OUTSIDE WHY GOD WHYabout 17 hours agofrom web
a woman at wichcraft just insisted they add BACON to her OATMEAL. free of charge, too.about 20 hours agofrom web
12 minutes in and she hasn't found love yet. it is like looking for invisible car keys in a very contrived haystack! what?5:14 PM Jul 13thfrom web
jillian harris is searching for love and i am going to assist in the search goddammit!4:49 PM Jul 13thfrom web
settling in to watch a few precious hours of VIP. i love my job.11:53 AM Jul 13thfrom web
@kellyreeves and @tomchau how did they make a whole softball team out of jonas brothers? how many of them ARE there?10:19 AM Jul 13thfrom web
wait, there are people who DON'T think the home run derby is hysterical, @angelcohn?10:18 AM Jul 13thfrom web
remember when i was at wichcraft and i discovered that there was shania twain on my ipod? and then i wanted to throw it in the panini press?9:17 AM Jul 13thfrom web
