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  1. Half blood prince. Vry empire strikes back but not as well done. Wait til cable
  2. Purse dog jst tried to eat my pitbull. Pitbul was confused
  3. @zeggie now i want to try it out of morbid curiosity
  4. kitty is begging for tummy rubs
  5. U win this round mr softee
  6. Dum ass mum that doesn't notice when her whelp is having a fit. No ur child is not cute
  7. @zeggie could u pls describe?
  8. have u had your daily allowance of bugs? check chart that has amount of bugs fda allows http://www.ca.uky.edu/entom...
  9. still feel like crap. headache, dry heaves, nausea, and fever. able 2 keep dwn raisin bran cereal.
  10. has anybody ever tried ludefisk? it's fish made with lye. yes lye. please @ me if you have a ludefisk story
  11. my kidnapping clip just went up on http://clips4sale.com/21649 c preview http://bit.ly/3Z7ZO0
  12. @starwest82 @zeggie @mbreinholt @badblair @MasterVirage @SisterSadist for #follow friday
  13. my throat and innards feel like they were torched. nice.
  14. had massive headache all day today accompanied by nausea. then the vomiting started. can't keep food down. how do bulimics do it.
  15. best flash mob ever. it's hammertime! http://bit.ly/MgZHn
  16. made crepes this morning w elderberry jam. i felt like a french hobbit for some reason. i want more crepes. time 4 seconds & 3rds
  17. jst spoke 2 my friend in india. he told me lots of americans r coming over. i told him 2 send them back. they will take his job & overun
  18. if you want to commit a crime, make money, and never worry about the law...go 4 ID theft. there is nothing in place 2 stop u.
  19. yay. identity theft and a drained bank account! more fun. btw, cios told us since charges r in diff state, they can't do squat.
  20. Les straud will always b cooler than bear grills. Les IS the cam crew