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Half blood prince. Vry empire strikes back but not as well done. Wait til cableabout 13 hours agofrom txt
Purse dog jst tried to eat my pitbull. Pitbul was confused8:55 AM Jul 13thfrom txt
my throat and innards feel like they were torched. nice.7:37 PM Jul 10thfrom web
had massive headache all day today accompanied by nausea. then the vomiting started. can't keep food down. how do bulimics do it.7:37 PM Jul 10thfrom web
made crepes this morning w elderberry jam. i felt like a french hobbit for some reason. i want more crepes. time 4 seconds & 3rds12:55 PM Jul 9thfrom web
jst spoke 2 my friend in india. he told me lots of americans r coming over. i told him 2 send them back. they will take his job & overun12:48 PM Jul 9thfrom web
if you want to commit a crime, make money, and never worry about the law...go 4 ID theft. there is nothing in place 2 stop u.9:30 AM Jul 9thfrom web
yay. identity theft and a drained bank account! more fun. btw, cios told us since charges r in diff state, they can't do squat.9:26 AM Jul 9thfrom web
Les straud will always b cooler than bear grills. Les IS the cam crew4:06 PM Jul 8thfrom txt