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  1. @nerdist That was a really great WEB SOUP SPECIAL yesterday...although you should have banged the blonde in the storeroom...I would have.
  2. @ThatChrisGore I know..she was such a sweet girl with a really pretty smile...I wonder if it was the SWINE FLU?
  3. @hollymadison123 http://twitpic.com/vxfgb - I really can't see the pic but I can just imagine that it's you all naked with creamy cupcakes s
  4. @JimCarrey It's probably a dead elfcat...cut it up in little pieces, then the next time you drink too much and puke on a date...pop a elfcat
  5. @JimCarrey I saw on the LARRY KING show that you hate depressed people...why JIM? Aren't they depressed enough?
  6. @websoup I watched it already...GREAT SHOW!!! But I still think Chris Hardwick shiould have banged the blonde in the stockroom...dumbass.
  7. @WhitneyCummings acting is all in the eyes anyway, it's true. It's too bad botox is really poisonous and all those rich people are gonna die
  8. @hollymadison123 http://twitpic.com/vx3c6 - You are sooooo CUTE! I want to kiss and lick your beautiful face like a puppy dog...meowtch!
  9. @sarahksilverman http://twitpic.com/vx7i0 - JEHOVA was in a pissy mood that day.....
  10. @sarahksilverman http://twitpic.com/vx7i0 - HEY...aren't those the same kind of TOYOTA's they are re-calling millions of because the throttl
  11. @ThatSportsGirl SEE? I told you GOODEN was good...I hope you aren't dateless for NEW YEARS EVE as sweet and beautiful as you are.
  12. @snoopdogg SMOKE MORE WEED
  13. @genesimmons BREAKFAST??? I ALREADY HAD THAT HOURS AGO.....I'm thinking about dinner now...I sing and play GOD OF THUNDER.
  14. @nerdist GET OFF YOUR DAMN SOAPBOX!!! JUST KIDDING!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
  15. @WhitneyCummings OH BABY~! baby baby baby....see..I'm not afraid. Come knock on my bedroom window at 3:00 AM and I'll let you in Whitney
  16. @oliviamunn Your Christmas sucked without me underneath the tree this year....take my word for it
  17. @ThatSportsGirl Hey sexy...DAMPIER needs to practise his layups and Marrion needs to use more finese in making baskets...not so hard.
  18. @aplusk HEY why wasn't you in BUTTERFLY EFFECT 3??? I'm drunk today..so excuse me...but....FUCK THAT SEQUEL.....
  19. @WhitneyCummings No MAAM... I WANT A BABY..and I want one WITH YOU!!! He or she would would be so cute, we will name it little Joewhit....
  20. @oliviamunn NO...mine sucked, I wanted a pair of panties fron your panty pile and no ketchup in the crotch...I can taste the differance...