mcewen
- Do I want to know what a dunkable is? This is a food item? One eats it for breakfast? I think not.9:08 AM Oct 31st from web
- who needs an expensive massage when you can pull weeds in the garden for an hour for free9:24 AM Oct 26th from web
- New Scientist says that Thatcher's carbon footprint is the equivalent of 2 landcruisers. Time for doggy sausages.5:41 PM Oct 24th from web
- Woman's Hour tells me that British children spend as much as 5 hours on 'screen time'..... clearly I'm a dragon.5:46 PM Oct 22nd from web
- Stuck up a tree indeed, whilst I'm perched on the fence in the dark cold calling temptation to that good for nothing mangy moggy.9:07 PM Oct 20th from web
- I am be in the data base as 'mother of Leo' but please don't put that as my name on any official correspondence.3:47 PM Oct 16th from web
- letter = are you planning to become pregnant? = is hell scheduled to freeze over later today?3:45 PM Oct 16th from web
- Is it possible for a couple to go to the Apple Store together and not come out divorced?6:08 PM Oct 12th from web
- If I laid semi-clad playing Lego and we leave for the airport in 15 mins my 1st priority would be to dress - apparently that's illogical4:47 PM Oct 9th from web
- Puppy afraid of pumpkins! My 'to do list if full.' Who is going to de-sensitize Thatcher?5:51 PM Oct 5th from web
- 2 associations I need to disconnect. I say car, they run in the opposite direction. I say homework, they shout, loo!5:46 PM Oct 5th from web
- Turns out 'hand tools' is about the stupidest definition to give to any child.4:03 PM Oct 4th from web
- Sometimes socially inappropriate is just plain funny.6:40 AM Oct 4th from web
- I can count the number of times I've taken them all to the mall on my own on one hand. Yesterday was our first successful one, ever.6:35 AM Oct 4th from web
- She's subbing in a low functioning class where they're verbal and on task = damned sight higher functioning than we are!10:38 PM Sep 28th from web
- Forgot we have yet to master three step sequencing.....ommmmm3:58 PM Sep 23rd from web
- take the bin off your head, flush the toilet and put your clothes back on your body - can you hear that my voice is calm.....ommmmm3:57 PM Sep 23rd from web
- A new association = I say homework, they say BATHROOM = must remove those locks.4:06 PM Sep 21st from web
- Wedding tip of the year - put slug pellets in a bush, don't scatter or your guests with be greeted with thousands of carcasses7:00 AM Sep 19th from web
- I have just noticed that my Granny's coffee pot is the same size as the average American coffee mug.1:13 PM Sep 17th from web
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- Name mcewen asker
- Location San Jose Jolly Old California
- Web http://whitterero...
- Bio a wry dry expat view on American family life, oh and a couple of autistic children too.
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