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Now that the general election is approaching, Obama should also go mainstream with his name and change it to O'Brien, Smith, Johnson, etc.
| mccann Did you hear that great joke about Obama? Neither did we. |
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| mccann How to switch from PC to Mac: Step 1: Export contacts to vcard files. Step 2: Totally fail to import correctly. Step 3: Return Mac, buy PC. |
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| mccann Wouldn't it be more efficient to make wine coolers vomit-flavored? |
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| mccann Is Google making us all more stupid? I don't know. Let me look that up on Google. |
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| mccann I have reached that point in life where I am now friends with myself. It's beautiful. (I found me through Facebook's "People You May Know".) |
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| mccann It's called the iPhone 3G because, with the new data plan and apps, you'll end up spending about $3,000 on it in the first few years |
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| mccann Just watched "The Incredible Duck", about a giant, mutant green bird that does not have a pants-ripping problem when he morphs. (No pants.) |
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| mccann When I was a kid, I used to run the 100-year dash. I'm still runnin'. |
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| mccann I call my letter carrier "the postman". Not because he delivers the mail but because he's so evolved as a person. |
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| mccann I've gotten so into the Internet, that I no longer exist outside of it. Mission Accomplished! |
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| mccann Thank god for bus stops. Without them, these large, dangerous vehicles would roam unchecked throughout the city. |
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| mccann There is a special place in Hell for Satan. |
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| mccann Proof of Genius, Exhibit 2: I can solve an all-white Rubik's Cube in under 17 seconds! |
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| mccann Proof of Genius, Exhibit A: I can write backwards any word that you show me, in any language, and I probably won't know what the word means! |
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| mccann I am certain of one thing: that I am certain of one thing. |
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| mccann Oil speculators forced me to buy a Hummer, an Xbox, and a 42-inch LCD TV. |
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| mccann Obama is an iPhone, Hillary is a RAZR, McCain is the Blackberry model before the blue one (so McCain still has the best keypad). |
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| mccann I'm undermining The Man by updating Twitter while working. |
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| mccann I'm feelin' lucky! Every single time I've put my money down, I've won a Lotto ticket! |
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