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- So ... been gone for a month. To summarize: weather, allergies, fart joke, fart joke, bacon.3:21 PM May 4th from web
- Whatever part of my brain that screams for Mexican food on days I'm wearing a white shirt needs to just go back to thinking about boobs.9:11 AM Mar 13th from web
- The one good thing about Daylight Savings Time is that it does seem to make the workday go by faster. But then so does Benzedrine.5:11 AM Mar 11th from web
- The ladies room toilet is clogged and it's not my fault.
This time.1:45 PM Mar 6th from web
- I would do naughty, naughty things in exchange for a cup of coffee right about now.10:46 AM Feb 20th from web
- I'm seriously ready to shank a bitch.12:30 PM Feb 17th from web
- Queensryche Fan Mini-Van spotted on the way to work - thank you for setting the bar super high for today.5:13 AM Feb 17th from web
- Mountain Dew and Girl Scout cookies for breakfast. I'm going to kick today's ASS.6:45 AM Feb 16th from web
- So ... I peed in three different states today.10:34 AM Jan 29th from txt
- 5 am, you are a malicious bitch.1:51 AM Jan 29th from txt
- My office phone is one digit off from an optometrist's number. All those wrong #'s I'm getting? YOU FAILED PART ONE OF THE EYE EXAM.12:56 PM Jan 27th from web
- Thanks for forwarding the lolcats your husband sent you. For his sake I hope that's not the only pussy he's looking at on the internet.9:58 AM Jan 23rd from web
- Hate walk-in sales calls. Now my office smells like strawberry bubblegum and douchebag.8:42 AM Jan 16th from web
- Walked in to work and wanted to simultaneously cry, vomit and punch myself in the face. Imagine what a basket case I'd be *without* therapy.6:22 AM Jan 5th from web
- Vacation! Oh co-worker who comes in extra early to befoul the ladies room, I think I'll miss you most of all ...6:03 AM Dec 19th, 2008 from web
- Bursting into tears at Burger King drive thru gets you sympathetic words from the cashier. It won't, however, get you a straw for your OJ.6:38 AM Dec 17th, 2008 from web
- Didn't call in gay today, but I did dress kinda butch.12:38 PM Dec 10th, 2008 from web
- Today's mail included Christmas cards covered in so much glitter and sparkle it looks like a drag queen farted on my desk.11:49 AM Dec 5th, 2008 from web
- Office just received hunk of Edam the size of a bowling ball. December, 2008 _is_ NoMoPooMo.9:29 AM Dec 5th, 2008 from web
- Popped the tension out of both shoulders at once. Now the office knows what my O-face looks like.6:05 AM Dec 3rd, 2008 from web
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- Name Kaitlyn
- Location Roanoke, VA
- Bio Oh sweet Jesus, you people are the reason I drink ..
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