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  1. I talked to a guy today who believes 1) He doesn't exist 2) Contradictions exist 3) Everyone who thinks differently is correct.10:55 AM Nov 3rd from web
  2. I've just realized that Jedii vs Sith is really Zen vs Realism. Unfortunately, the good guys are wrong.6:52 PM Nov 2nd from web
  3. Absolute truth exists, no and's if's or but's. http://www.paulcooijmans.co...10:58 AM Nov 2nd from web
  4. Women hate two things: pleasure and reason. Of course, this is redundant. Hating pleasure is irrational. Women are simply irrational.4:24 PM Nov 1st from web
  5. Monster Tru-ucks. Sunday Sunday Sunday! At the library!9:06 PM Oct 28th from web
  6. Turtles continued to plod down the streets past policemen in full riot gear. They stopped at City Hall. Hallelujah, free at last.8:53 PM Oct 28th from web
  7. Fife. Ruthe snert! Quibble. Fruggle. Fump. At last, Bo-bob appealed to the crowd's sense of fear. Rar! His opponent returned the sandwich.8:37 PM Oct 28th from web
  8. "No!" cried Billy. "Yes!" shouted the other fourth graders. They fed Billy ants until he conceded that Disney was superior to Nickelodeon.8:31 PM Oct 28th from web
  9. Fingers danced across the piano. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap.8:26 PM Oct 28th from web
  10. "One, two, three," counted Crazy Eddy as he walked along the mall, picking up bits of gum and chewing on them. He groaned, for he hated gum.8:24 PM Oct 28th from web
  11. Marcy's Drug Store never sold cough drops, snacks, or magazines. It never sold anything and quickly closed down.8:15 PM Oct 28th from web
  12. Dry lips scraped together vainly; William the Hoverdog would never speak again. He sullenly lapsed into dream, chasing cats.8:06 PM Oct 28th from web
  13. Whether Stella tipped the cow or the cow tipped Stella was irrelevant. The price of milk and milk products bottomed out for decades to come.8:02 PM Oct 28th from web
  14. Krug displeased Grog, so he hatched a plan. Imprison the snake god Thos in the number four and drain fifty until it resembled thirty-nine...7:54 PM Oct 28th from web
  15. The day's productivity: adding letter count to the word count page. http://words.yellosoft.us/?...7:51 PM Oct 28th from web
  16. Cheeky! http://www.flickr.com/photo...5:47 PM Oct 28th from web
  17. Whitney: "It's really hard to put food in your mouth."3:21 PM Oct 28th from txt
  18. @iamjoshknox dunno if that game exists.11:43 AM Oct 28th from web in reply to iamjoshknox
  19. Firefox 3.5.3 / Mac OS X Snow Leopard 10.6.1 lets me tab to checkboxes!!!3:01 PM Oct 18th from web
  20. Mini Ninjas might have been fun, but the controls are confusing. Attacks and movement are erratic, something of a problem in a NINJA game.3:30 PM Oct 17th from web