mcandre
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Firefox is better at setting background pictures than Windows Vista?! Oy.
10:41 AM Nov 13th
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@ This version has bugs, but it works:
10:36 AM Nov 12th
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I talked to a guy today who believes 1) He doesn't exist 2) Contradictions exist 3) Everyone who thinks differently is correct.
10:55 AM Nov 3rd
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I've just realized that Jedii vs Sith is really Zen vs Realism. Unfortunately, the good guys are wrong.
6:52 PM Nov 2nd
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Absolute truth exists, no and's if's or but's.
10:58 AM Nov 2nd
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Women hate two things: pleasure and reason. Of course, this is redundant. Hating pleasure is irrational. Women are simply irrational.
4:24 PM Nov 1st
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Monster Tru-ucks. Sunday Sunday Sunday! At the library!
9:06 PM Oct 28th
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Turtles continued to plod down the streets past policemen in full riot gear. They stopped at City Hall. Hallelujah, free at last.
8:53 PM Oct 28th
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Fife. Ruthe snert! Quibble. Fruggle. Fump. At last, Bo-bob appealed to the crowd's sense of fear. Rar! His opponent returned the sandwich.
8:37 PM Oct 28th
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"No!" cried Billy. "Yes!" shouted the other fourth graders. They fed Billy ants until he conceded that Disney was superior to Nickelodeon.
8:31 PM Oct 28th
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Fingers danced across the piano. Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Tap.
8:26 PM Oct 28th
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"One, two, three," counted Crazy Eddy as he walked along the mall, picking up bits of gum and chewing on them. He groaned, for he hated gum.
8:24 PM Oct 28th
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Marcy's Drug Store never sold cough drops, snacks, or magazines. It never sold anything and quickly closed down.
8:15 PM Oct 28th
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Dry lips scraped together vainly; William the Hoverdog would never speak again. He sullenly lapsed into dream, chasing cats.
8:06 PM Oct 28th
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Whether Stella tipped the cow or the cow tipped Stella was irrelevant. The price of milk and milk products bottomed out for decades to come.
8:02 PM Oct 28th
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Krug displeased Grog, so he hatched a plan. Imprison the snake god Thos in the number four and drain fifty until it resembled thirty-nine...
7:54 PM Oct 28th
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The day's productivity: adding letter count to the word count page.
7:51 PM Oct 28th
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Cheeky!
5:47 PM Oct 28th
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Whitney: "It's really hard to put food in your mouth."
3:21 PM Oct 28th
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@ dunno if that game exists.
11:43 AM Oct 28th
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in reply to iamjoshknox
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