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  1. RT @nytjim: "Work Sets You Free" sign over entrance to Auschwitz was stolen overnight. Didn't seem to require much effort. http://bit.ly ... 5:14 AM Dec 18th from mobile web
  2. RT @pourmecoffee: Obama pardons turkey whose relative was murdered in background during Palin interview. 9:19 AM Nov 25th from web
  3. Mom & Dad made 'My Parents Were Awesome' two months after I sent picture. Let's pretend they got the caption right. http://bit.ly/XgNDl 11:24 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  4. Get a kleenex first and then: http://bit.ly/2PBGBp 7:54 AM Nov 6th from web
  5. There are snowflakes the size of mothballs outside my window right now. 12:55 PM Oct 18th from web
  6. There are snowflakes the size of mothballs outside my window at the moment. 12:45 PM Oct 18th from mobile web
  7. Oh my, have you seen MA Men? http://m.funnyordie.com/m/2z02 NSFLittlePitchers. 7:40 PM Oct 17th from web
  8. No issues w/ J&L, @Nuttynotez. Thought 4AM viewing of J&K+8 would put me back to sleep, just annoyed me. And dislike these words intensely. 2:03 PM Oct 13th from web
  9. I've never bonded, spent quality time or created memories with my children. 6:08 AM Oct 13th from web
  10. @Nuttynotez I think Deet is telling you she'll always take care of you. 6:21 PM Oct 10th from web in reply to Nuttynotez
  11. Amy's going to brush her teeth. 7:13 PM Oct 9th from mobile web
  12. After Life http://blogs.wnyc.org/radiolab/2009/07/ via @addthis 5:09 AM Sep 29th from web
  13. RT @kottke The weight of a human soul http://bit.ly/yiJhG 12:40 PM Sep 25th from web
  14. Unless one of the Emmy genres is BravoTV, I'm going to get bored quickly. 5:18 PM Sep 20th from web
  15. All summer long someone in my building has been playing the first verse of "Danny Boy" on a violin every morning at 11:30. 12:08 PM Sep 10th from web
  16. President Obama: "I still believe we can do great things, and that here and now we will meet history’s test." 6:19 PM Sep 9th from mobile web
  17. You've gotta be kidding me? 9:44 PM Aug 7th from mobile web
  18. Just read that they're calling this 'Junuary' on the Cape now. 1:53 PM Jun 23rd from web
  19. Lies your children tell you: "Now that I've graduated, I'll call you more often because I won't be so busy studying." 10:43 AM Jun 20th from web
  20. After I got home I figured out why unemployment lady was so nice today - she must have thought I couldn't afford a pair of matching shoes. 4:23 PM Jun 17th from web