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  1. Maria Bamford is in a Target campaign -- just sayin'.
  2. Sarah Palin's "Going Rogue" ancedote or plot of 'Fringe'? Play along with me...
  3. I never really appreciated the Berlin Wall until I spent the evening trying to introduce cats.
  4. Playing "Flip This Cat" with adorable stray and $210 in vet fees; hope the "adorable lap cat adoption" market doesn't take a downturn.
  5. RT @nocoastoffense: think of a word that begins with F and ends with uck yourself http://tinyurl.com/ya6hj8n
  6. Try saying "Manage the conversation" and "Speak genuinely" with a straight face; if you can, you're probably a social media professional.
  7. The more social media professionals I overhear, the less I want social media. Seriously, these people could overthink an orgasm.
  8. CNN begs for introspection: http://tumblr.com/x2y3ve2ha
  9. That smell on the CTA? It's underfunded Social Services and poorly maintained social safety net.
  10. The modern condition: It's virtually impossible to return from a 2wk vacation and avoid Mad Men spoilers if you're on Twitter or Tumblr.
  11. Oh yeah, I'm in London; so that explains that.
  12. Outside of news and politics the best are often YouTube comments RT @whet: in defense of open batshit comment threats http://tinyurl.com ...
  13. Whoa -- the new Unilever commission looks amazing http://bit.ly/hePKC
  14. DJ Khaled Wikipedia page screencap from a simpler time: http://tumblr.com/x2y3hzlyz
  15. My TV just told me a joke -- I read the summary for the tonight's Real Housewives of Atlanta. "Her budding wig business" = CLASSIC
  16. I really don't get Ross Douthat -- just sayin. http://tumblr.com/x2y3hsx5n
  17. Rodeo Town is my all day jam: http://tumblr.com/x2y3el71m
  18. Stupid website is stupid: http://tumblr.com/x2y3coa6y
  19. Chicago 2016: Affordable homes before velodromes.
  20. That's his "NO" face: http://tumblr.com/x2y3co1ns