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  1. Uh oh.
  2. Hiss. Snarl. Smoulder. Stew.
  3. Stop tempting me @ASOS!
  4. My little brain is spent. Must channel the indefatigable Mr Holmes so I can carry on unabated.
  5. @DunningDesign No, just on the receiving end of some bad culinary outputs!
  6. Let's get this straight. Neither sushi, nor chilli (of the con carne variety) are meant to be cold, or sweet. Cool? Cool.
  7. 3 words I heard that I liked today: concatenation, plethora, rampant. #beautiful
  8. I LOVE TEA!
  9. @jezmcmillan Your wife will be glad to hear it!
  10. I am an automaton - a calculating machine.
  11. I feel an ill wind that blows nobody good.
  12. @VaVaBloom Will do. They called me for a quote! I was full of compliments.
  13. "Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people." Thank you for your words of wisdom, Ms. Roosevelt
  14. Why is my reverse parking so utterly inconsistent? And why do stockings ladder as soon as I so much as look at them? #thingsihate
  15. @VaVaBloom Thanks for the tree! It looks great! http://yfrog.com/3ganoaj
  16. The boys put up the tree then admire their own work http://yfrog.com/1dxvtj http://yfrog.com/4i34ij
  17. Off to put up my Christmas tree. Cheesy Christmas tunes, anyone?!
  18. 'Santa yourself'?! Fuck off Facebook.
  19. The Anti-Christ has gone to bed. Hopefully he is replaced by my son during the night and peace will be restored.
  20. Have been bitten, kicked, slapped, had my hair pulled, my glasses broken and am wearing most of his dinner. What did I do to deserve this?!