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  1. i've turned into a zombie. just wanted to let everyone know in case i try to eat your brains. nothing personal, it comes with the territory
  2. celebrating my independence by singing "america, fuck yeah!" at the top of my lungs
  3. wishing the menses fairy would bring me some spotty red goodness tonight. waking up to blood in my panties would be joyous!
  4. @ligurmatic it's a hockey team from the u.s.'s filthiest city, detroit. appropriate name, since it sounds like slang for a used sanitary pad
  5. @ratanx besides just liking penguins in general, yes, i am now a pittsburgh fan totally out of spite against detroit. go pens!
  6. wishing that the red wings' bus would catch fire, with them in it. i'm not hoping they die, just to be maimed a little/taken down a notch.
  7. thinking that going to see "avenue q" on a first date is a pretty good litmus test for a future relationship.
  8. is going to have a heart attack somewhere between the bulls and the blackhawks...
  9. wondering how i ended up with tickets to see "rent" this friday... after seeing it last night. has hell frozen over?
  10. @ligurmatic marshmallow peeps (http://tiny.cc/304a8) + chicago tribune (http://tiny.cc/GlvuO) = silly diorama contest (http://tiny.cc/hCx2e)
  11. plotting an original diorama for the tribune's annual peeps contest. peeps taste like shit, but unlike shit, they're fun to play with.
  12. buying front row tickets to the hottest show in chicago - "rod blagojevich superstar"!
  13. missing chianna. rest in peace, my little calico angel... you're no longer in pain, but know i love you and i'm so sad i couldn't be there
  14. @ratanx i don't know, did you see his "noble cowboy" analogy? it almost made me glad we elected the douchebag as our guv. classic comedy!
  15. getting excited, because tomorrow when i wake up gas will be $1.50, the economy will be perfect, and everyone will have a job... right?
  16. feeling happy that tomorrow we'll be having a warm front... by "warm front" i mean we'll have a high of 9 degrees. that's shorts weather!
  17. @ratanx yes, blago has balls... and lucky for him, he'll have an extra set of them in his mouth once he goes to prison! maybe george ryan's!
  18. laughing at blago - i just love the silly bastard, and not in an "approval rating" kind of way... yay illinois! let's go for four!
  19. overdosing on cake (the food, not the band)
  20. @ligurmatic sure, grossman is great... if you're rooting for any team playing against the bears!