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  1. On the east coast visiting mama and papa mayhem as well as arguing with sis @misschete who is off her rocker @iamtashagirl about 3 hours ago from Twittelator in reply to iamtashagirl
  2. @1sexymomie first the carrier wad too big, now too small, I was pissed, and then some tsa guy wanted to talk bully beatdown, sorry pal. 12:18 PM Nov 22nd from Twittelator in reply to 1sexymomie
  3. US airways fucked me over once again. Fuck US airways. Gator cannot fly. 11:55 AM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  4. Me and @gatorhotdogdog are off to the east coast! http://twitpic.com/qj7ci 11:17 AM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  5. He'd make it sweeter. RT @benjaminmadden Hangin with @mayhemmiller, good times, wish @jellismate was here too!! 12:36 AM Nov 22nd from Twittelator
  6. @Corporate_Queen huh? Bananas! 10:22 PM Nov 21st from Twittelator in reply to Corporate_Queen
  7. @oliviamunn Omg sadface emoticon. I'm your biggest fan! I swear that if you heard the way I said what I said, you wouldve cracked up. 2:46 PM Nov 21st from Twittelator in reply to oliviamunn
  8. RT @joerogandotnet Like a fucking samurai from outerspace i just open up and let it happen. 12:45 AM Nov 21st from Twittelator
  9. Mayhem Monkey homework: Try to become Eskimo brothers with someone this weekend. Report in on Monday. 12:44 AM Nov 21st from Twittelator
  10. @josh_jeckel I disagree, I think Twitter streamlined the Internet- see what people are talking about instantly. 5:21 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator in reply to josh_jeckel
  11. @josh_jeckel after reading a bunch of your tweets, I have determined you one of the most miserable humans on earth. Cheer up. 5:08 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator in reply to josh_jeckel
  12. RT @drdrew RT @ClaytonBraasch: "A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life."- Charles Darwin 4:42 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
  13. MyFightTeam.com has a goddamn twitter app, what is the world coming to? 3:46 PM Nov 20th from MyFightTeam
  14. Dammit, I take back my follow Friday, I forgot that @arishaffir sometimes tweets his poop.  thnx @TimesAtickin 2:09 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator in reply to TimesAtickin
  15. Solid 8.6 head hacking+, limb hacking+ ninja vs military+ love story (-) hot black chick (+)RT @sop1rano what do u give the movie on 1-10? 2:07 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
  16. FF @AriShaffir has a sick style of comedy, including "amazing racist" vids on YouTube. He IS a Jew, but rocks a hitler moustache- follow. 1:11 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
  17. Epically gory and rad RT @AriShaffir @mayhemmiller Was it great? It's looks so fucking rad. 1:05 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
  18. Dont do that! Unless you abuse the kid RT @Khole_E How was the movie... I was thinking about taking my 7 year old daughter to see the movie 1:05 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
  19. I thought we did this last week: Follow Friday should be limited to one person. No one chooses from a shopping list, @eggs 1:01 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator
  20. @mytherapistjill can I get a DM, have a refferal for you @drdrew said you were great. 12:58 PM Nov 20th from Twittelator in reply to mytherapistjill