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  1. @katyownsthesky -- QTz // @galore154 -- wth were u doing @ bob rohrman?? // @gollykatrina -- don't regular haircuts feel luxurious?
  2. This is how I spend my weekends. Via Qik. http://qik.ly/rVdF
  3. Sibling warrzzzzz http://twitpic.com/qen05
  4. Ewwwwwwwww get outta my spot.
  5. @jamaisvoo -- literally
  6. Sneaky. http://twitpic.com/pidyi
  7. Apparently what I am wearing is straight up egyptian. Oooookkkkk
  8. Bravo, wearing Xmas sweater to party, manages to make A+ trade. Also singing many a caroll. http://twitpic.com/pg8mf
  9. Love when Brown Countiers compliment our tattoos/piercings. 60+ but still totally next gen. Need more people like that.
  10. Hahaha iu set up a mobile site to look like an app. Fail. http://m.iu.edu
  11. http://bit.ly/tONdk
  12. I seem to have misplaced it.
  13. Sup guise jus doon sum light reedin' http://twitpic.com/ojpsk
  14. Hola hola hola, oatmeal and granola, you breakfast, yeah bitch you breakfast. http://bit.ly/wLl7z
  15. Small mousy women with wavery voices scare me shitless. The 'splosion of hellfire and brimstone is waiting to erupt.
  16. Black girl just walked up to me with a whole lotta rage and said, "Black people HATE Teletubbies."
  17. U ever in a bathroom stall &then sum1 comes in & poops SUPA LOUD? So u try n wait so they don't get embarrassed but they take 4eva?So awk.
  18. @galore154 -- i KNOW, right??!! Seriously sorority girls and homeless ppl I pass without a glance, then it's some cute kid and I'm broke!
  19. @phnm -- wouldn't say "that bad", as "that entertaining" is much more appropriate.
  20. Am loving @phnm's face during the premiere freestyle. Ohhhhh manggggg loving it. Loving it.