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  1. Holy crap, it's sunny here. I think I'm lost. What is this, communist Russia? about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Oh, cool. I'm 4 hours away from home and it just started snowing. about 3 hours ago from txt
  3. I miss @tj. about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. My new favorite musician is the adorable but hopelessly rockstarry @steelopus. I demand that you throw your underthings in his direction. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  5. @theresa_lauren You spelled "I love Maya" wrong. 7:02 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie in reply to theresa_lauren
  6. That wasn't me, idiots. 5:31 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  7. Boob pictures later! 5:16 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  8. And what's with the wooden teeth? Too many crackers, Jesus? 4:53 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  9. I mean couldn't Jesus have just walked across the Delaware River? 4:53 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  10. I think Jesus was a great guy and all, but the lying about the cherry tree is a little hard to forgive. 4:52 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  11. Eating a sandwich. 2:18 PM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  12. WE'RE DOWN ONE HUBCAP, PEOPLE. 11:25 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  13. JUST TRYIN NOT TO PUKE AS USALLY 11:26 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  14. @eoporto Cue "There's no excuse for typos" line of t-shirts. (No really, we should look into that.) 7:15 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to eoporto
  15. Jake and Reese split up! Now I can... I mean now he's... Oh. 7:00 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie
  16. @eoporto Cue "it's spelled segue" replies. 6:22 AM Dec 17th from Tweetie in reply to eoporto
  17. I know it seems weird, but in some countries cheese is a delicacy. LIKE THE VERY COUNTRY YOU SEE BEFORE YOU TODAY. 10:46 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  18. Between @davegorum, @drw, @davebasner, and @davio1962, I am really confused all the time. 7:49 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  19. I am so sick of Tiger Woods. This isn't that scandalous. Please stop talking about it right now. Also? Tigergate doesn't even make sense. 7:42 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  20. Operation Chokehold: teach AT&T a lesson this Friday. http://tinyurl.com/ydm7n88 (from Fake Steve Jobs, via @tuaw) 6:07 AM Dec 15th from Tweetie