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Finally got up my nerve to ask coworker if he knew Mike Rowe from Baltimore Opera. Result: sang with him for 20 years!about 23 hours agofrom Twitterrific
went to the high class grocery store today (not commissary) and got that checker who comments on everything you get.1:59 PM Nov 21stfrom web
Dang, they left before I could peek. Hubby sez it was a short fat guy, so it could have been Cotton! I asked "but did he have shins?"9:45 AM Nov 21stfrom Twitterrific
I haven't looked yet, but I'm pretty sure I'm sitting next to Cotton (Hank Hill's dad) in Taco Bell.9:42 AM Nov 21stfrom Twitterrific
the tip of a dead chipmunk's tail is not strong enough to withstand centrifugal forces during a lob into the woods.5:21 PM Nov 19thfrom web
also because Jesse Jackson is a douchtastic a-hole7:01 PM Nov 18thfrom web
huh. So if I hit the new RT button it doesn't actually show up here. I only did it so I could see what the "handy icon" looks like.7:00 PM Nov 18thfrom web
O_o just saw Santa in the mall parking lot! Serious. He was in a red minivan with sleigh decals and license plate said SLEIGH.2:10 PM Nov 15thfrom Twitterrific