younger brother of a former British PM sitting behind me in office and talking about budgets. sounds EXACTLY like his older bro #prudence

persuaded my bank to hand over £100 compensation after ATM from a rival bank retained my card. sticking it to the man #winning #occupythis

@MissEms1 You should add phoneshop on C4 to your Thursday night comedy viewing mix. Silly but very funny.

'kin'ell! Local Tesco has shut its doors early. Police in vicinity. My plans to loot a pint of milk and Lenor fabric softener cruelly dashed

@clairehol The Android Twitter app. There's a huge RT button begging to be pressed for every tweet. Heard about ur new post-Defra life :-)

@clairehol Yes we could. That's the answer to your HTC question and also Obama's 2012 campaign slogan.

Was gonna say: I will look this up, but anyone know if I can RT thru Twitter on HTC (not Peep or FriendStream) #geekyquestion

@simoneverest Sweet Dreams My LA Ex - kinda like it too, much to my annoyance. If you're lucky (or unlucky) I'll sing it next Burger Thurs'

@leonomaxi Dunno. It's entertaining comfort TV? And I'm smarting from the #YesToAV campaign getting a royal comeuppance :-|

#bbcapprentice Suggested team names "Ability" and "L'Apprentice". Not sure whether I should be throwing up or laughing.

Was in Glantwymyn for a stag weekend and donned masks of the bride-to-be. Freaked out the stag (and terrified locals). twitpic.com/4u3xxv

http://twitpic.com/4u42l1 - Here's the view of our bunkhouse from the top of the mountain. It's the building in the centre of shot in front

just bumped into west ham manager avram grant outside regents park. there must be a massage parlour nearby

correction: my old lady stands to collect £70 if real madrid win #CopaFCB #sheepish

woo! i stand to collect 70 quid if real madrid hang on here....... #CopaFCB

@clairehol on my computer doing webby stuff as quickly as possible so i can hit regents park around lunchtime. you're demob happy right?

here's one for the 80s video games afficionados: Dailymotion - PIXELS by PATRICK JEAN. - http://su.pr/2G6Bur

@clairehol you could always start miaowing into his ear. that could make his dream more interesting... or he could bite you....

just completed an aptitude assessment which tested my non-verbal reasoning..... and my patience. if i see another shaded triangle again...

@clairehol pretty good thanks. i'll be spending much of the afternoon in watford (don't ask). are you less grouchier now?