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Tomatoes are the best. There is something wrong with you if you disagree.7:42 PM Sep 23rdfrom Tweetie
also, I'm glad I have @joshuajudd around to keep my tweets updated! I don't know what I would do without him. He is so awesome.5:57 PM Sep 23rdfrom Tweetie
Trying to figure out the situation with USG and LGBTQ Co. appropriations. University policies are tricky, but I love bureaucracy.10:00 AM May 5thfrom Tweetie
It's a beautiful day to be a German national. There's nothing better to be.12:32 PM Apr 29thfrom Tweetie
Let's say I was running for office, and you had the power to change the election results in my favor. Would you do it?12:02 AM Apr 29thfrom Tweetie
What's that song? ♬ ♬ "I'm a message in a bottle baby...gotta read me the right way." ♬♬11:58 PM Apr 28thfrom Tweetie
I have no idea why anyone would EVER want to go to Ghana. They have warlords in the North!11:53 PM Apr 28thfrom Tweetie
I love the show "I love Lucy." It's totally awesome! Think about it: I love Lucy was the first show where the couple slept in the same bed!11:30 PM Apr 28thfrom web