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  1. Sweet! Free chapstick! http://yfrog.com/j6stqj
  2. @amritsingh it is so so so good.
  3. When an energy drink can says "Drink Ice Cold" it means "This Tastes Disgusting."
  4. @patrickborelli I wish you hadn't felt too old to stop by. Wish you and your wife and dog could have tried it! http://twitpic.com/oikbt
  5. @gabeliedman actually this is me. (NOTE: actual size) http://twitpic.com/oihjf
  6. @patrickborelli especially because I know you're more a chicken guy http://twitpic.com/oih6u
  7. @patrickborelli I love delicious fish! http://twitpic.com/oifhw
  8. @patrickborelli it's so cool of you to have your lumberjack friends over for a logging party.
  9. @patrickborelli my **** smells like braised fish fillets, so it's weird you are writing a screenplay about choking on it?
  10. @patrickborelli he actually calls lying "liking Borelli" as in "I can't believe that waiter had the nerve to like Borelli right to my face."
  11. @patrickborelli that IS funny, because @gabedelahaye is always saying what a good prank it would be to pretend to want to write with you.
  12. @patrickborelli oh shoot, because I bought you guys braised fish fillets with chili miso from Szechuan Gourmet. I need $29.50.
  13. "Salo to my little friend." #famousmoviequotes
  14. "The problem with gym locker rooms in NY is that a lot of guys seem to be in there just to WATCHMEN shower." #famousmoviequotes
  15. @ChelseaVPeretti hey @toddbarry just told me you just got a job writing bumpers for the CW!!!! Congrats, any job is great in this economy!
  16. @seanoconnz she was, no doy, perfect and laughed at all the right things.
  17. Most star struck I've ever been? Gaby Hoffman in front row at Big Terrific last night. Seriously. LEGEND.
  18. "You're not a hero, you're a jumper." RT @videogum: i put together a compilation of some of my favorite movie quotes. http://bit.ly/2ylDrr
  19. The best Youtube comment I've ever seen, on a "V for Vendetta"/Cat Power montage @gabedelahaye sent me. http://pic.gd/ebeab0
  20. @gabedelahaye What was the title of that special feature? "Another Terrible Thing"?