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  1. Looking up synonyms for "condoms," settling for the clinical "prophylactic."
  2. @boss99er @aaronchristense Channel your inner-Al Bundy: http://bit.ly/JiYIk
  3. @sarahkuhn Sucking on a fresh lemon (if you can stand it) sometimes helps...
  4. @brucemccorkinda hey! great news!
  5. The very existence of Ghost Robot cracks me up to no end: http://bit.ly/ZZfiU
  6. The French. They're strange: http://bit.ly/2FPi6J (via @wikiben)
  7. @dwroblewski Man, that will be here before we know it.
  8. Jesus - DONE. Lawn mowed. Curbs cleaned. 14 bags.
  9. @clonked it'll save you a third of bagging at least.
  10. Mowing Salvo 1 complete. Salvo 2 begins in a moment (I chop the leaves up first pass, THEN bag on second - much less bagging).
  11. V in the 80s blew my 8 year old mind into a realm where Art Bell and Slayer rule the universe, and it wasn't as fun as I hoped.
  12. I didn't watch V this week. I'm still not over the whole "hot lady bathing with eels" scene from the original.
  13. @wikiben DJ Jack Steed (do the deed with jack steed?)
  14. @wikiben Dunno - I feel like your name should sound like you are going to sex your listeners up very politely.
  15. @wikiben It should be vaguely British/porn-y.
  16. @BeaucoupKevin GEEK TOWN: I probably need to increase my MySQL connections - the twitter link probably maxed it out right when you hit it.
  17. @BeaucoupKevin hrm - try again? It's fine for me.
  18. That's right, I made a Falco joke today for Drunk Elephant: http://bit.ly/1keC7k
  19. No, I didn't buy the entire Prince library.
  20. It's been a music orgy all up in my ears this week.