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Looking up synonyms for "condoms," settling for the clinical "prophylactic."about 11 hours ago from Tweetie
@boss99er @aaronchristense Channel your inner-Al Bundy: http://bit.ly/JiYIkabout 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to boss99er
@sarahkuhn Sucking on a fresh lemon (if you can stand it) sometimes helps...2:55 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to sarahkuhn
@brucemccorkinda hey! great news!1:23 PM Nov 9th from TweetDeck in reply to brucemccorkinda
The very existence of Ghost Robot cracks me up to no end: http://bit.ly/ZZfiU7:54 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
The French. They're strange: http://bit.ly/2FPi6J (via @wikiben)7:04 AM Nov 9th from TweetDeck
@dwroblewski Man, that will be here before we know it.5:37 PM Nov 8th from Tweetie in reply to dwroblewski
Jesus - DONE. Lawn mowed. Curbs cleaned. 14 bags.1:54 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
@clonked it'll save you a third of bagging at least.12:16 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie in reply to clonked
Mowing Salvo 1 complete. Salvo 2 begins in a moment (I chop the leaves up first pass, THEN bag on second - much less bagging).11:41 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
V in the 80s blew my 8 year old mind into a realm where Art Bell and Slayer rule the universe, and it wasn't as fun as I hoped.9:32 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
I didn't watch V this week. I'm still not over the whole "hot lady bathing with eels" scene from the original.9:31 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
@wikiben DJ Jack Steed (do the deed with jack steed?)9:28 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to wikiben
@wikiben Dunno - I feel like your name should sound like you are going to sex your listeners up very politely.9:20 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to wikiben
@wikiben It should be vaguely British/porn-y.9:13 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to wikiben
@BeaucoupKevin GEEK TOWN: I probably need to increase my MySQL connections - the twitter link probably maxed it out right when you hit it.8:35 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to BeaucoupKevin
@BeaucoupKevin hrm - try again? It's fine for me.8:24 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck in reply to BeaucoupKevin
That's right, I made a Falco joke today for Drunk Elephant: http://bit.ly/1keC7k8:18 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
No, I didn't buy the entire Prince library.7:26 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck
It's been a music orgy all up in my ears this week.7:26 AM Nov 6th from TweetDeck

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Name maxriffner
Location Omaha
Web http://www.maxrif...
Bio Cartoonist (Drunk Elephant Comics - @drunkelephant) & Designer

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