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  1. @AndyBellefleur Sure did, Detective! I've got peach cobbler in the oven and some blackberry, gooseberry, raspberry, and *winks* Fortenberry. 8:43 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to AndyBellefleur
  2. *whippin' up some peach cobbler* Wonder how @SookieBonTemps and @TaraMaeThornton are doin'. Maybe they'd like some cobbler? 8:36 AM Oct 27th from web
  3. @Trevor_Murdoch Not too bad, sugar. How are you doin'? You want some peach cobbler? 8:32 AM Oct 27th from web in reply to Trevor_Murdoch
  4. Hold on to your undies, kiddos! Maxine is back! *scratches mah butt while looking through cabinets* Where'd I put them peaches? 8:27 AM Oct 27th from web
  5. @AndyBellefleur Yes, Li'l DE-TEC-TIVE Andy. I need some a-ssis-tance. PUH-LEASE. Somebody stole all mah hot dog weenies. 7:37 AM Sep 24th from web in reply to AndyBellefleur
  6. What kind of town am I livin' in that the police don't pick up their gosh durned phones?! 7:34 AM Sep 24th from web
  7. *calling the BTPD* @AndyBellefleur 7:29 AM Sep 24th from web
  8. *grabbin' a doll an blackenin' her eyes with a sharpie* You're gonna look good for tha @GodWhoComes DOLLY! 1:39 PM Sep 8th from web
  9. OH MY! I got a great Idea. I'm gonna go get my dolls for @GodWhoComes *RUNNIN' TO THE CLOSET* 1:33 PM Sep 8th from web
  10. @Were_Quinn Peanut Butter an marshmallow. FLUFFER NUTTER! 1:31 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to Were_Quinn
  11. @KMRosebrock NO! Becuz it's jus' that good. Nobody feeds my Hoytybear like his momma *Hmph* 1:26 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to kambrock
  12. @BillohBill NOT FOR YOU! You like them vampurrs! *sneers* 1:22 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to BillohBill
  13. @Were_Quinn Didn't your mother ever make you anything! IT'S A CHILDHOOD STAPLE! 1:21 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to Were_Quinn
  14. @MissCassee It's uh peanut butter an marshmallow sandwich! One of my hoytybear's favorites 1:19 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to MissCassee
  15. *shovin' Doritos in with the marshmallow* He's gonna eat this an like it, then stop thinkin' about that Vampurr slut! 1:17 PM Sep 8th from web
  16. *Wonderin' where @HoytFortenberry is* HOYTYBEAR! LET MOMMA MAKE YOU A FLUFFER NUTTER! 1:14 PM Sep 8th from web
  17. Where's the PEANUT BUTTER! I bet the God who comes will just love a fluffer nutter! 9:24 PM Sep 7th from web
  18. *jumps out of bed* I ALMOST FORGOT! 9:23 PM Sep 7th from web
  19. *finds a cricket on the sink* Come 'ere you! *SQUASH* 4:11 PM Sep 5th from web
  20. OH! *grabs butter* NO, BETTER! *grabs crisco and laundry detergent* His insides'll be nice an clean! HA! 4:10 PM Sep 5th from web