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  1. @TheRavingDave On the contrary, the poor sales girl was about to cry. I got free data add on and free insurance
  2. @TheRavingDave With Vodafone, so iPhone wasn't an option. Did get a very nice Samsung touch screen thing though. Looks like an iPhone
  3. Free early upgrade with a better phone than I should have gotten. Threaten your provider with a break up and they'll give you full custody!
  4. @Radgery I'm no beardy cunt like that. I don't use it to camouflage a giant smug testi-chin.
  5. @Radgery You talking about my super manly uber straight and in no way smug beard?
  6. I want to move to meteor, Vodafone don't want to let me go, keep getting calls from over enthusiastic sales people.
  7. The day I lost my job http://bit.ly/4FrHSt
  8. Big hat tip to @allancavanagh for the new avatar. Much respeck
  9. RT @dailydreamer: RT @someonesstories: Brand new story : A Christmas Wish : http://bit.ly/7J9Y4d - Please RT :)
  10. I’m onto you, cuntnugget http://bit.ly/6QkYDe
  11. RT @dailydreamer: RT @someonesstories: New story : A Life Not Lived http://bit.ly/6xH1rA - Please RT :)
  12. @Twistedlilkitty How about "I'm so ronrey"?
  13. @DoMyBooks Don't encourage @thejellymonster
  14. @Scaraboo They don't. I've asked before
  15. @rickoshea Gladly, let's just break into the Dáil and pump up some "Love Shack"
  16. The carbon tax will do nothing that you've mentioned, you cunt bag
  17. I want to be a sniper in the Dáil and have some Grand Theft Auto fun #budget10
  18. Brian Cowen must taste like bacon, he keeps licking his lips.
  19. Can we not just pass around a collection plate? It's worked for the church for ages. #budget10
  20. Hello @planetjedward How many times have you been bummed by @reallouis now? Or is he still just giving you sweeties?