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  1. Some douche parked in our drive way. What the fuck. about 6 hours ago from txt
  2. "I want your love and I want your revenge, you and me could write a bad romance." about 7 hours ago from txt
  3. Homnom daiquiri. about 8 hours ago from txt
  4. Put 50 on an el cheapo netbook. It'll be nice to have my own laptop again. about 10 hours ago from txt
  5. All day I have been hyper aware of the gold mine on my feet. about 13 hours ago from txt
  6. The book I'm reading just said "In the state of Ontario." Cue epic face-palmage. Canada doesn't have states, idiot. about 14 hours ago from txt
  7. Some lady clapped when I told off a bunch of rowdy 14 year olds who were yelling about killing Santa. about 14 hours ago from txt
  8. Some guy just expected me to break a 100 for a 5 dollar purchase. Uhhh, no. Sorry. about 15 hours ago from txt
  9. That guy just said that this was his forst time shopping in a book store. He was like, 30. What is that? about 15 hours ago from txt
  10. This shift is about ten thousand times easier on a full nights sleep. about 16 hours ago from txt
  11. A woman just told her grandson that his mom doesn't understand God, so she's going to hell. D: about 16 hours ago from txt
  12. It's like watching movies done in the '60s set in 2005. about 16 hours ago from txt
  13. It's kind of funny reading a book about flu's, published in 2000, that says "We have no idea what the next pandemic is going to be like." about 16 hours ago from txt
  14. I think my texts might be fucking up. It seems some of them are out of order or missing altogether. about 17 hours ago from txt
  15. I hate those kinds of dreams, because then you wake up all "Argh why am I crying ALL I DID WAS PUT WHIP CREAM IN HIS CAKE!" about 17 hours ago from txt
  16. Ugh, not this woman again. IT IS KANKURO, NOT KADUKO. about 17 hours ago from txt
  17. 1/2 H1N1 viruses are supposed to be contained. They rarely mutate. If you caught an H1N1 virus in the '90s, then it was accidentally r about 18 hours ago from txt
  18. 2/2 eleaed from a lab. Note how they aren't telling anyone that kind of info with the piggy plague. about 18 hours ago from txt
  19. Dumb bus driver, move it. We're late. about 19 hours ago from txt
  20. Also, some dood who looks strikingly like Chris Evans is checking me out. about 19 hours ago from txt