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  1. Booger #benandjerryfailures
  2. Bad Touch Crunch #benandjerryfailures
  3. Chunks of Stuff #benandjerryfailures
  4. Sometimes I secretly fear that people are being ironic when they tell me my wolf shirt looks cool.
  5. @apelad That...is...AWESOME!!!!!
  6. I get bummed that my sight is so bad I can't even use contacts and surgery isn't an option. Then I remember those who have it far worse #red
  7. @rstevens Please take a video when you do and post it for us all to enjoy.
  8. RT @stephenfry: > @MrStevieWebb: How many Freudians does it take to screw in a bulb? Two.one to screw in.1 to hold the cock..father..LADDER!
  9. Why is shopping online still considered newsworthy?
  10. I find annoyances annoying.
  11. I've Google Waved but no one has Google Waved back. #pout
  12. Is it me or am I someone else? #isitme
  13. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: people, time, wait - http://w33.us/1z2n
  14. Am I crazy or am I losing my mind in here?
  15. Finally got an invite to Google Wave. The hell do I do now?
  16. @johncmayer How did people know what not to say before Twitter?
  17. @Veganacious All cotton and poly, actually.
  18. The Black Friday bargains at the public library are mind blowing.
  19. Except for meat and dairy, I'm a strict vegan.
  20. Just like the white man, trying to steal Black Friday.