maureenjohnson
- Wonder Woman sword: check. Metronome: check. Creme brulee torch: check. Pen, stapler, ANYTHING ELSE USEFUL: no check.about 2 hours ago from web
- No pen. No stapler. But two professional harmonicas and a fake gun. Am I even in the right profession?about 2 hours ago from web
- I have, however, found the box of harmonicas. So there's that.about 2 hours ago from web
- Pen still missing AND NOW I can't find my TINY STAPLER! *alarm sounds*about 2 hours ago from web
- You can't ALL have my pen.about 4 hours ago from web
- Hey, you guys . . . where is my favorite pen? about 5 hours ago from web
- @ The noisemakers were an oversight. *birthday trumpet*about 5 hours ago from web in reply to neilhimself
- RT @: Go check out @'s Big Idea: Leviathan is a gorgeous book. . . . YEAH IT IS!about 6 hours ago from web
- @ SAVE ROBIN!about 7 hours ago from web in reply to robinwasserman
- And apparently @'s birthday as well! Happy birthdays all around!about 7 hours ago from web
- Hey! Today is @'s birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOLLY! *blows noisemaker*about 7 hours ago from web
- Well, well, well. It seems we have a TUESDAY, here, right? (It IS Tuesday, isn't it?)about 8 hours ago from web
- @ Watch those puff levels, my friend. Coffee goes RIGHT TO THE HAIR.about 8 hours ago from web in reply to realjohngreen
- I know there was no blog today, Twitter. I was out THE WHOLE DAY. But there WILL be one tomorrow. Will THAT work?about 17 hours ago from web
- ALSO, just 96 more people are needed for a SCARLETT FEVER giveaway. I can FEEL it, Twitter. It is CLOSE.about 17 hours ago from web
- Also, today, someone texted me and told me I could use his circular saw, and I didn't even ask! And a man put my foot in a bag of hot wax!about 17 hours ago from web
- *goes through secrets in jar* Wow, Twitter! You're ^&*#^ed up!about 17 hours ago from web
- Do you have secrets, Twitter? You can tell ME. *sets out secrets jar*about 24 hours ago from Tweetie
- You won't catch ME, BBC! *hides behind mailbox, eats fruit*9:17 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
- The BBC always comes over here to filmus like we are zoo animals. I've seen your tv, England. Don't even try to deny it.9:05 AM Nov 9th from Tweetie
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- Name maureenjohnson
- Location Behind you
- Web http://www.mauree...
- Bio My name is Maureen. I write stuff down. Some people read it. I like these people.
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