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  1. my first free night in a month is wasting away in westchester traffic. argg. 4:56 PM Nov 13th from mobile web
  2. Escalator. I saw about fifty people standing on an escalator, waiting for it to move again. Then they all started walking. That's it. 8:55 AM Nov 11th from web
  3. This morning I saw about fifty people standing on an elevator, waiting for it to move again. Then they all started walking. 8:54 AM Nov 11th from web
  4. what a great morning. there is something about working all the time that really makes you appreciate not working all the time. 11:03 AM Nov 3rd from web
  5. Operation Salvage Weekend was an overwhelming success. Suck it, job. 6:27 AM Nov 2nd from web
  6. note to self: must start exiting rooms with 1) a flourish and 2) a "matzabrOUT!" 8:47 PM Oct 29th from web
  7. DAMN. i leave the computer for, like, three minutes, and @wilcassettes drops this geniusness/insanity/nonsanity: http://awe.sm/4IXT 8:55 PM Oct 28th from web
  8. no, none of this is a typo: thank you, @tracy_bonham, for a spectacular black-eyed peas cover at Our Hit Parade tonight. woot. 8:47 PM Oct 28th from web
  9. @paulkillebrew Wow. Kanye Twitty. That's even better than SJP's job's intake form's typo's costume idea, Martian Luther King. 10:01 AM Oct 22nd from web in reply to paulkillebrew
  10. finally figured out my halloween costume! and, no, it's not zombie kanye. 6:34 AM Oct 21st from web
  11. open bar in the jerz. 5:05 PM Oct 17th from mobile web
  12. (PARTY HARD) 9:22 PM Oct 2nd from mobile web
  13. @andrewwk just drank my wine, tried to pee in the glass, then sang a song about it 8:08 PM Oct 2nd from mobile web
  14. breaking news from the always-baffling scrolling headlines at the bottom of TaxiTV: "Obama Plans To Bring P" 8:37 PM Sep 24th from web
  15. 1) Be Julian Casablancas. 2) Play "Rebel Rebel" on synths. 3) Profit! 9:02 AM Sep 21st from web
  16. acquiring fabulous book vastly improves crowded commute. victory. 6:28 AM Sep 21st from web
  17. remember when it was sunny outside and all of downtown manhattan smelled like maple syrup? man, those were the days. 8:46 AM Sep 18th from web
  18. unsure of the night. 7:31 PM Sep 14th from web
  19. unsure of the day. 9:44 PM Sep 9th from web
  20. still having trouble coming to terms with the fact that ted is short for edward. 7:20 AM Aug 26th from web