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wonders if facebook is broken. I am choosing life instead2:53 PM Apr 11th from twhirl
@lucyvfreeman my late great aunt wore a wig which blew off in the wind once - to our great amusement3:01 AM Apr 2nd from twhirl in reply to lucyvfreeman
@brunchfox someone always falls for it...5:24 AM Apr 1st from twhirl in reply to brunchfox
Bring out the water cannons - most of them could do with a good wash anyway5:23 AM Apr 1st from twhirl
@brunchfox Do you do anything apart from sit in cafes? What a charmed life! You're one of the ladies who lunch' aren't you? ;-)8:04 AM Mar 27th from twhirl in reply to brunchfox
thinks Twitter is mainly rubbish. Who needs to be told every time Stephen Fry has a bowel movement?7:20 AM Mar 27th from twhirl
@milko9000 Ah yes, hello. I do know you of course, just didn't know it was you. Twitter is rubbish I think7:20 AM Mar 27th from twhirl in reply to milko9000
@brunchfox who is milko9000? He or she is now following me. Frightening this is.5:59 AM Mar 27th from twhirl in reply to brunchfox
@brunchfox is Salty liquorish a Swedish thing? They love it in Holland too. It is REVOLTING. Salty and sweet and vomit-inducing.7:25 AM Mar 26th from twhirl in reply to brunchfox
@lucyvfreeman If there is anything useful I can do, let me know x\8:17 AM Mar 24th from twhirl in reply to lucyvfreeman
@lucyvfreeman interview me! I have all sorts of bizarre opinions and untrue stories to tell. Btw, I did reply to your text by email2:24 AM Mar 19th from twhirl in reply to lucyvfreeman
@emailformichael Don't you realise you have just told Osama Bin Laden your exact coordinates?8:15 AM Mar 18th from twhirl in reply to Majkul
I got that as an email and a twit7:41 AM Mar 12th from twhirl
that is indeed a small victory. Pint tonight?6:10 AM Mar 12th from twhirl
@schmodt what does 'having secured the library for planning' mean?3:20 AM Mar 12th from twhirl in reply to schmodt
@lucyvfreeman Gosh that's a hard one.I thinks not cos they are usu comic book inventions. And he has the force, not "special powers"5:59 AM Mar 9th from twhirl in reply to lucyvfreeman
@simon_redfern Is twitter not annoying enough without having that self-important irritating twat on it?3:58 AM Mar 4th from twhirl in reply to simon_redfern
@brunchfox Blood oranges make great sorbet too. And lovely cocktail with their juice and champagne or cava4:09 AM Mar 3rd from twhirl in reply to brunchfox
Ooh I'd love to. Clangers slightly passed me by. Pigeon Street, Bagpuss, Postman Pat, Mr Ben, Trumpton...7:43 AM Mar 2nd from twhirl
I can only just remember them. I bet I'd recognise the music. Hope your throat is better. Your blog is funny again7:36 AM Mar 2nd from twhirl